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Creepypasta Zodiacs [FINISHED]

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The title of this 'book' says it all...This is cringe, I wish I could forget that I ever made this book (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ') P.S. If there were any zodiacs that were left blank, it's because you get to decide what happens

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[68] Your excuse for not doing your chores

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by UselessIngrate

by UselessIngrate

Your excuse for not doing your chores (Trying to get as many chapters done today as possible, updates r gonna be slow after Sunday!)

Aries: "Because"

Taurus: "I thought this was supposed to be a free country"

Gemini: "I'm on my period-" (Hey, it worked)

Cancer: "I don't get paid enough for this crap-"

Leo: "Well, I broke every bone in my body and therefore cannot get up from this couch unless it's to get a bag of chips or some soda"

Virgo: "I'm still busy doing homework"

Libra: "I was trying to finish my Minecraft house!"

Scorpio: "Eh, I will get to it eventually..."

Sagittarius: "I'm trying to finish studying, do you mind?"

Capricorn: "I was so busy crapping on the toilet that I forgot"

Aquarius: "I was too busy stocking up on 2ply!"

Pisces: "I'll finish my chores after I'm done worshipping my Shrek shrine!"

Ohiuchus: "I had better things to do"