The pic above is a hint to the next chapter and boy that was a long title....
What your dear author here thinks about the cakes from chapter 20. Feat-Kassidy (an OC and imaginary friend of mine)
Author (Harima): Kassidy will be helping me today!
Kassidy: bEcAuSE yOU fORcEd mE tO...
Aries:
Author and Kassidy: What the actual-Taurus:
Kassidy: dIsgUstINg!
Author: I think a piece of glass just cut through my small intestine-Gemini:
Author: Gemini gets offender for the next 3 chapters, because now Kassidy is mad as bellCancer:
Kassidy: Gordon Ramsey would approve
Author: Not badLeo:
Kassidy: I- *dead*
Author: Leo! Have you lost your mind!? Poisoning food like that! I ought to punch you in the face, then drag you outside with my belt, and then beat you until the white meat shows, then Ima strangle until you're dead, then I will bring you back to life, *Crack* knock you in the head one time, strangle you dead again, then bring you back to life and-Virgo:
Author: Um...
Kassidy: Go feed it to hitler or something!Scorpio and Libra:
Kassidy: Scorpio! Libra! You've gone too far this time...
Author: What the actual...I mean, it just looks like dirt and grass under some buns!Sagittarius:
Author: Just add some ketchup and-Capricorn:
A high Kassidy: TASTES GUUUD
Author: . . .Aquarius:
Author: Um, what...
Kassidy: Tastes like fried demonPieces:
No one is going to eat that mess, unless they want to end up in the ER with E.coli, Ebola, and Cholora(I think that's how you spell it)Ohiuchus:
(Everyone gets to try the cake...Use your imagination and think of something weird like bleach cake or something)
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Creepypasta Zodiacs [FINISHED]
FanfictionThe title of this 'book' says it all...This is cringe, I wish I could forget that I ever made this book (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ') P.S. If there were any zodiacs that were left blank, it's because you get to decide what happens