[24] What your dear author thinks about the cakes from chapter 20

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The pic above is a hint to the next chapter and boy that was a long title....

What your dear author here thinks about the cakes from chapter 20. Feat-Kassidy (an OC and imaginary friend of mine)

Author (Harima): Kassidy will be helping me today!

Kassidy: bEcAuSE yOU fORcEd mE tO...




Aries:
Author and Kassidy: What the actual-

Taurus:
Kassidy: dIsgUstINg!
Author: I think a piece of glass just cut through my small intestine-

Gemini:
Author: Gemini gets offender for the next 3 chapters, because now Kassidy is mad as bell

Cancer:
Kassidy: Gordon Ramsey would approve
Author: Not bad

Leo:
Kassidy: I- *dead*
Author: Leo! Have you lost your mind!? Poisoning food like that! I ought to punch you in the face, then drag you outside with my belt, and then beat you until the white meat shows, then Ima strangle until you're dead, then I will bring you back to life, *Crack* knock you in the head one time, strangle you dead again, then bring you back to life and-

Virgo:
Author: Um...
Kassidy: Go feed it to hitler or something!

Scorpio and Libra:
Kassidy: Scorpio! Libra! You've gone too far this time...
Author: What the actual...I mean, it just looks like dirt and grass under some buns!

Sagittarius:
Author: Just add some ketchup and-

Capricorn:
A high Kassidy: TASTES GUUUD
Author: . . .

Aquarius:
Author: Um, what...
Kassidy: Tastes like fried demon

Pieces:
No one is going to eat that mess, unless they want to end up in the ER with E.coli, Ebola, and Cholora(I think that's how you spell it)

Ohiuchus:
(Everyone gets to try the cake...Use your imagination and think of something weird like bleach cake or something)

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