Creepypasta Zodiacs [FINISHED]

[59] What the signs do when Je T.K is standing outside their yard

What the signs do when Je T.K is standing outside on your porch or front yard

Aries: "Sir, go home, it's too early in the morning for this crap..."

Taurus: *Already boarding up le doors and replacing le window glass with rubber (Anyone remember something like this from Spongebob?)

Gemini: Threatening to give him the corona

Cancer: "If you aren't going to pay me some rent money, get off of my fricking lawn boy..."

Leo: "If you don't get off of my lawn, I'll beat you with a 2x4 until it's a 1x2!"

Virgo: *Walks outside* "Sir, let me just put this helmet on you, allow me to tie you down, and put you in a room surrounded by cotton pillow walls-"

Libra: *Dresses up like an old lady and goes outside* "Eh? Is that you Jimmy?"

Scorpio: You didn't notice him because you were to busy grinding to a Pretty Ricky song (What the actual f-)

Sagittarius: "Go a way unless you're going to help me mop the floors" =_=

Capricorn: *Opens le window and throws the chancla at him*

Aquarius: "Want some cocaine?" (BAD AQUARIUS, BAD-)

Pisces: *Too busy throwing it back to notice anything* (You were so innocent too...I'll get the Holy Water...)

Ohiuchus: *Joining Pisces*