What Kagekao mailed you
Aries: 50 lbs of FAKE M&M's (it was just little pieces of plastic painted to look like M&M's)
Taurus: Some chopped onions (You started to weep and cry, am I started trying to hold in the laughter after typing this)
Gemini: A live cow... (I wonder how it even fit in the box...)
Cancer: A dead rat (It means all rats die...you're doomed...)
Leo: A small bag of flour...The authorities thought it was cocaine and you almost got arrested
Virgo: Some Purell hand sanitizer (Thank him later...)
Libra: Fake vomit :)
Scorpio: Real vomit :(
Sagittarius: Nothing, no seriously, look!
Capricorn: He duck taped yo mouth and then mailed you to PiscesAquarius: A jar of live wasps (I sincerely hope the jar wasn't broken on the way there, well, if it was, you're screwed...)
Pisces: A duct taped Capricorn
Ohiuchus: Some holy water...Lord knows that you need it...
YOU ARE READING
Creepypasta Zodiacs [FINISHED]
FanfictionThe title of this 'book' says it all...This is cringe, I wish I could forget that I ever made this book (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ') P.S. If there were any zodiacs that were left blank, it's because you get to decide what happens