Creepypasta Zodiacs [FINISHED]

[44] Just read because it said the title was too long

The signs' reactions to a CP standing on their lawn/yard and tapping on their window at 4 in the morning, or 3 in the afternoon...

Aries:
You were awoken by a loud noise that came from your front yard...Heh, you thought ahead of time and set up a crap ton of bear traps in your yard...he got caught in one...

Taurus and Cancer:

You two made him leave as soon as you saw him...How? Your cringe compilation tapes were less than 5 feet away...

Gemini and Virgo

Gemini was still awake playing video games at the time when they heard it...Said Gemini quickly awoke Virgo who was trying to sleep...

Virgo: I suppose you have a good reason for waking me up at *stops to look at the clock* 4 in the flipping morning!?

Gemini: Well I'm sorry! But there's someone outside the window and I'm trying to finish my game!"

Virgo walks over to the window, snatches on the whole curtain, nearly tearing it down in the process out of rage, then stops, looks at this "man" and then says:

Virgo: N*gga, I'm going to give you 10 seconds to get off of my freshly mowed lawn before I beat your ass...

He just stands there, not moving at all, Virgo tells Gemini to deal with and goes back to bed, leaving said Gemini the keys to the lawnmower...

Gemini: *starts walking outside towards the lawnmower* Your ass bout to be grass in a moment! (I think we all know what happens next)

Leo:
You didn't bother getting up after hearing it, whoever it was should know d*mn well that you weren't going to get up at 4 in the morning just to see who tf it was...After a while, it just got annoying, you thought it was your rude/nosy/petty neighbor playing pranks on you, so you got up, furiously walked over to the window, snatched the blinds open and yelled at him "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!? ITS 4 IN THE MORNING, TOO EARLY FOR THIS BS! You better have a good excuse for this..."

It was just awkward silence for a moment, until you spoke up and said (or yelled rather)

"You can't even come up with an excuse for yourself and you've got the nerve to be tapping on my window at 4 in the morning, bothering me, while I'm trying to get some sleep before I have to get ready for school in a couple of hours!"

You two just stood there, an annoyed look on your face, and well you couldn't really see his...He left shortly afterwards, and you felt relieved, until you realized you never got to beat him up for waking you at 4 in the god forsaken morning...

Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius:

You three saw it coming and had already set up plenty of traps outside...Although if he still didn't leave you guys would have just gotten a switch from a nearby tree and beat him. (He's a grown *ss man that has nothing better to do than bother people, I'm sure he will be fine)

Capricorn:

This took place at 3 in the afternoon...You were busy trying to finish all of your homework, your dum brained teacher thought that they could double the work since everyone was at home...You were on the last paper when you heard tapping on the window, you got up, put on your hazmat suit and N95, grabbed your bible, holy water, chancla, and went outside...You saw him, just standing there, staring at you...You threw the Bible and chancla at him, then ran over to him, threw holy water all over him, started stepping on him (literally) and then went back inside the house to finish your homework.

Aquarius and Pisces: Y'all weren't even home at the time, you guys were in hazmat suits at Walmart, looking for some bleach. Why bleach you may ask (nObOdY aSKeD)? Because you guys needed to unsee some "weird" anime's you had watched with Offender. (Are you sure it was anime and not hent-)

Ophiuchus: You were too busy on the toilet having diarrhea and scrolling through your phone to notice anyone at the window.