"Felix get your ass out of bed we gonna miss the bus"
"Oh brother of mine, we will not miss the bus if we don't try to get it" Felix replied with his face in a pillow.
"LEE GET UP"
"Oh for- hey mum I thought you were Minho"
"This is your mother and you're going to be late"
"But I have no reason to be alive" felix whined
"I'll get sonic on you"
"No not the cat he fucking hates me"
"Language my child"
"Istg"
Felix fell out of bed trying to escape the attacks he was receiving from his brothers cat. He dragged himself over to the bathroom.
"Do I try? Fuck no" felix was about to just shove a hat on and leave his hair but today he thought no today is different "actually"
"Why is today different, because it's taco Tuesday yess bitches" felix mumbled to himself.
He styled his hair and then went over to his dresser to grab an outfit.
"Why the hell is there an onion in my clothes lee minho"
"I don't fucking know" Felix could hear him reply from downstairs.
He grabbed a basic outfit which consisted of blue jeans and a red hoody and ran down stairs. Well he tried to run down stairs but he tripped over sonic and ended up ninja rolling the rest of the way.
"Today is the day i catch it in my mouth" Felix said to minho as he stood over the toaster.
"Ow stupid fucking machine" the toast just hit his face not his mouth "I thought I had it"
"Come on felix lets go"
"Fine bye mother"
...
"JISUNG MY BIITTCHH"
"FELIX MY WHOOOREEE"
"WHAT YOU JUST SAY TO ME"
"WANNA GO"
"FUCK YEH"
"Ok ok calm thyselves children" Minho pulled Jisung back
"Shut it lee" both felix and jisung said in unison
"I was told there were gonna be transfer students" seungmin piped up
"Who gives a fuck they probably crusty and ugly"
"You say that Felix but just you wait until you start drooling over one of them"
"Shut up bitch"
"Come on" Jisung shouted somehow he'd already managed to get halfway down the hall without felix.
"Oh my life I may have a problem for the rest of this year" felix sighed
...
Felix had finally made it to his locker and he opened it. A mass of letters fell out
"What the fuck is this" felix shouted a little too loudly
"Looks like someone has a secret admirer" Jisung popped up out of nowhere
"More like 10" felix scooped up the letters and tried to shove them back in his locker
"Are you good?"
"Should I just leave them on the floor cuz they won't fit" felix sighed he was always getting letters from random people. Girl or boy felix had letters from everyone.
"Maybe I'll set my locker on fire"
"Cool wanna use my lighter"
"Hell to the no thank you" Felix finally managed to slam his locker closed with only a few stray pages falling out.
"What the-" a hand was shoved into Felix's mouth as he was simultaneously shoved into the lockers "Who the fuck are you" Felix mumbled under the hand. He thought he recognised the guy but his eyes were covered as well
"You're cute date me"
"Date You?" Felix raised his eyebrow. A crowd of students started to form this was the most exciting shit they'd seen in weeks.
"That's what I said"
"No"
"Are you refusing me" this guy from what felix knew was the snotty one. Like in anime the annoying one who talks in a snobby voice if you know what I mean.
"No one ever refuses me"
"Well good luck because I'm sure it will happen a lot"
"You bitch" he raised his hand. Felix prepared for impact he would have moved but his hoodie was stuck on the locker. The one day I decide to try it gets me stuck in this situation.
Felix flinched as he felt a hard slap on his face.
"You did not just do that" Felix shoved him back in rage ripping his hoodie off the locker. He pulled back his hand and shoved it into the boys jaw. "You stupid bitch. Hit me again and you're fucking dead"
The boy fell onto the floor dramatically holding his jaw, flailling around like a child. "not so mighty now are you little shit" felix spat giving him a kick for good measure.
Felix sighed he felt kinda bad. Even though the guy was a dick felix never usually resulted to violence. Well that's what he told himself...
"Felix Lee"
"Shit"
...
"Then he got himself in detention" Jisung nearly fell off his seat laughing.
"If he had tried to jump you like that you'd do the same" felix huffed putting his head on his hand there goes my gaming tournament after school...
"Holy shit look it's the new students" seungmin pointed out "Oh my life they all look so hot look look" seungmin was pointing very obviously making the new students turn.
The rest of group spun around to see four guys they'd never seen before. Felix's eyes fell onto one of the guys who had brown hair and instantly felt pissed. Why is he fucking staring at me like that I've not said one damn word.
"My fuck boy senses are tingling 'weeeooo' 'weeeoooo'" Felix started to shout making an annoying alarm sound.
"Shut up Felix just because you want to stay single forever doesn't mean I want to" Seungmin hissed slapping his hand over Felix's mouth.
"Look" Felix pulled seungmins hand away "minnie my dear friend they probably shagged half their old school"
"Excuse me?" They boys turned to see the group stood behind the two
"Oh shit" seungmin whispered feeling embarrassed and akward
"Ah we were just talking about you" Felix said with a fake sweet smile
"About what?"
"It was only speculation but..." Felix stood up so he was facing the tall boy "You seem like trouble" he lightly poked the guys chest
"Oh I see"
Not feeling like getting another detention Felix turned round and sat back down in his chair and started to talk to minho
"I'm sorry about him" seungmin apologized "He is just a little pissed off today"
I can smell the ship based content from here.
