Chan was mad.
He'd been replaced with a huge oversized stuffed bear. Ever since Jisung gave it him he has been hugging it to sleep instead of Chan.
"Lixie will you cuddle me?" Chan turned his head to face Felix's back
"No ryan and I are cuddling"
"Oh for fucks sake why are you cheating on me with a plushie" Chan rolled his eyes getting up and walking to the other side of the bed
"HEY THATS- ACK" Felix was surprised when Chan straight up grabbed the stuff toy and chucked it out the window. Afterwards jumping into Felix and forcing him into a hug
"I can't believe you threw ryan out the window" Felix sulked
"Well ryan took my man for a whole week"
"You're jealous of a bear daaaannnnngggg" Felix snickered
"Felix" Chan gave Felix a serious look. "I'm not being replaced... by a bear"
"Well what if I want to replace you with a bear hmmm? Ever think about that?"
"You are such a brat" Chan rolled his eyes grabbing Felix's head and forcing it into his shoulder
"I'm not a brat" he heard Felix speak however it was muffled
Chan tensed up when he felt Felix's tongue graze his kneck.
"Lixie? What are you doing?"
"Giving you attention like you wanted"
"Whatever" Chan shrugged letting Felix kiss his kneck
"I'll bite you"
"No you won't, do you not remember what happened last time?" Chan pulled Felix's face up
"Nope" he smiled cheekily trying to sneakily reach over to the bed side table.
"I think you do" chan stared Felix down
Felix had managed to open the drawer without Chan noticing. Grabbed the collar, you know for those times 😉😉
"What are you-"
"HAHA" Felix jumped up and chucked the collar out the window "You throw my toy I throw yours"
"Then we should throw you out the window next"
"Are you implying- fuck you I belong to me and only me"
"Not true"
"It is true" Felix argued back before running out the room
"Where are you going?" Chan shouted before giving up and flopping back onto the bed.
After some time Felix silently came back in hugging ryan.
"Felix"
"Chan"
"I will stab it with sissors"
"I will stab you with sissors" Felix threatened flopping back into the bed with Ryan
"I swear down if you start grinding on it-"
"Like this?" (Should I really try and describe what that would look like)
"Get here" Chan sighed grabbing Felix's hips and bringing him forward.
"Noooo ryan"
"Fuck ryan"
"That's teddy abuse" Felix turned around pouting
"You can't replace me with that"
"But he's soo cute " Felix bent backwards in Chan's arms to look at the bear
"I'll drop you on the floor" Chan deadpanned as Felix was clutching him like an upside down koala
"If you do I'll give Ryan a kiss" Felix looked up with a Cheshire cat smile
"I'll cut Ryan's head off"
"No you won't because I'll cry and then you'll have to buy me a new one" Felix smiled smugly detaching himself from Chan to tuck the bear in. "There I'll leave him now"
"Good" Chan gave a firm nod before turning round... "Felix you coming- What?!"
"Go away, five more minutes" Felix groaned back to hugging ryan
"That teddy needs a time out" Chan walked over and grabbed felix throwing him over his shoulder
"Noooo ryan I love you! You shall be missed" Felix clutched his heart dramatically as Chan carried him out of the room.
...
"Felix stop pouting"
"But ryaaannnnn"
Sorry this was so short, I deleted half of it because I didn't like it haha