Reed900 One Shots

New Objective : Kiss Detective Reed

//its 1 a.m. I should be asleep

"Nines. What the fuck are you doing."

The two were currently at Gavin's apartment, both sat on the couch as they watched a movie. Gavin had just finished off the last of the popcorn, and had layed back on the couch, trying desperatly to assert dominance through his open legs, and arm rested over the back of the couch. Because we all know, gays can't sit normally for shit.

Nines had been stealing glances at Gavin for the most of the movie; scanning him over and over. Something about the man's side profile was so alluring to Nines. His little imperfections and blemishes were, whats the word....Cute to Nines.

For the first time Nines actually felt attraction. And it was overwhelming.

Every once in a while, new objectives would apeare that Nines couldn't possibly fulfil. Normally, his objectives would be something along the lines of "Follow Detective Reed", "Get Detective Reed Coffee". But now they were saying things like "Kiss Detective Reed", "Suck Detective Reed's Dick", e.t.c.

Obviously irrational tasks. The only thing the android could do was ignore these objectives and hope for the best. But that didn't always work out.

"Nines. Did you hear me? What are you doing!"

Nines found himself licking Detective Reed's neck. Once he realised this, he immidiately pulled away, his LED flickering yellow. What the fuck did he just do?

"I'm sorry Detective. My system must have just, malfunctioned," he explained, blushing wildly.

"So you fucking licked me?" He wiped his neck. "Fucking androids..." He mumbled, though he'd be lying if he said he wasn't low-key turned on.

"I've been overwhelmed recently Detective. You could be a little more understanding," he replied, his temperature rising.

"Overwhelmed? With what? You're an android, what do you have to worry about?" He rubbed his neck, trying to shake the goosebumps he had gotten from the l i c c.

Nines wracked his mind for an excuse, but ultimately had nothing.

"Irrational instructions." He simply stated.

Gavin was intrigued. What kind of instructions?

He had noticed Nines' change in behaviour; he was more absentminded and aloof, less sure of himself, e.t.c.

He noticed that Nines had also started to blush. Cyberlife really didn't mess around when it came to realism.

"Nines...Are you feeling...attraction?"

The android froze. He was. But he couldn't admit it.

"N-no. Of course not. I don't feel those types of emotions, Detective," he said, like a liar.

Gavin squinted, suspicious. "You sure about that, tin can?" He teased.

New objective : Kiss Detective Reed

"Oh shit, not now..." Nines whispered to himself.

"What was that?" Gavin asked, moving in closer to the android.

"Nothing Detective-"

New objective : Kiss Detective Reed

New objective : Kiss Detective Reed

New objective : Kiss Detective Reed

New objective : Kiss Detective Reed

It was as if you clicked on internet explorer, and it didn't open, so then you repeatedly clicked it, and then like, 19 tabs opened. Yeah that's what was happening here.

"Nines?" He leaned in closer, inches away from his face.

Nines grabbed onto Reed's jaw, pulling him in for a rough kiss. He pulled away, the many messages disappearing from his vision, but many new ones appearing as well.

Gavin was shocked and conflicted. He just wanted to mess around with the droid a bit. Just to fuck with him. But now, he wanted to fuck with him.

"Gavin I apologize I-"

Gavin returned the kiss, matching the same urgency of the first, clutching Nines' shoulders. Nines complied, resting his hands on the other's hips. The kiss quickly got more intense, with both men now vigorously making out on the couch.

So many objectives appeared and disappeared, and reappeared.

"Wait. Should we be doing this?" Gavin asked once they pulled away.

"Well, subjectively speaking, no. This is what management would call 'very unprofessional'."

Gavin thought for a moment.

"I mean. We're just making out. Its not like we're fucking, or anything..." He quickly glanced downwards at Nines' crotch, "Its not like you have the parts to do that...right...?"

Nines LED flickered yellow.

"Well...Cyberlife does not mess around when it comes to realism..."

Gavin felt the room heat up by at least ten degrees.

"Does that mean what I think it means...?" He glanced down again.

Nines looked Gavin up and down. "It means I have all the anatomy that you do Detective."

"And it all...works?"

Nines tilted his head. "Well I've never tested it out before."

Both men had the same idea at the same moment.

"It would only be..professional, to make sure that every aspect of you works, right?"

"Y-yes. One might say that it would be irresponsible to not make sure that all parts of me are fully operational," Nines responded.

They were silent for another moment.

"Wanna fuck?"

"A lot, actually."

New Objective : Fuck Detective Reed

New Objective : Fuck Detective Reed

New Objective : Fuck Detective Reed

New Objective : Fuck Detective Reed

//wowie is is now 2:30 a.m. should I continue this into another part of just smut? Im not really good at smut but I could try. Anyways hope y'all enjoyed this