Me: hi
korean hoe: what the fuck
Me: what?
korean hoe: two of the randomest things ever happened
Me: is that even a word?
korean hoe: shut up and ask what happened
Me: Omg harry what happened omg?
korean hoe: i hate you
korean hoe: anygays
korean hoe: niall just choked on 4 chocolate bars and you texted me first
korean hoe: the first one was expected tho
Me: i honestly regret texting you
korean hoe: you love me
Me: i love to sleep
korean hoe: then you'll love to sleep next to me
Me: i might kick you in the balls while sleeping next to you
korean hoe: and i might like it
Me: i wanna cry
korean hoe: i want some dick
Me: oh i thought you had one? or is it too small to notice?
korean hoe: shut up or i'll send you a dick pick and you may like it
korean hoe: im going out tonight
Me: iF YOU GO OUT TONIGHT IM GOING OUT COZ I KNOW YOURE PERSUASIVE
korean hoe: oh this is definitely not bts
Me: i don't listen to them
korean hoe: boo
As soon as I saw that message I remembered my drawing and smiled to myself. I haven't even posted it and I probably shouldn't. But its so cute and I know a lot of people will like it and there's no way he'll notice. So i decided to post it.
Me: i love soup
korean hoe: who doesnt
Me: i also love tomatoes
korean hoe: i love avocados
Me: STYLES GET OUT!
Me: NOW!
Me: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
korean hoe: why
Me: BECAUSE I HATE AVOCADOS
korean hoe: but—
korean hoe: but im not an avocado?
Me: wha—
korean hoe: you said you hate avocados
korean hoe: but im not an avocado
korean hoe: why do you hate me
Me: bc avocados are trendy
korean hoe: im trendy too
Me: i still hate you
korean hoe: love you too
*4 hours later* *2 am*
Currently, I was working on my new piece of art when my phone buzzed. And again. And again.
korean hoe: TOMMMOOKO
korean hoe: I WJANNA MARRU UOU
korean hoe: MARRY
korean hoe: YIU
korean hoe: YOU
Me: jesus its 2am
Me: what happened
korean hoe: the aliens attacked the earwjw
korean hoe: and im horny
Me: wtf—
Me: tmi
korean hoe: IM HORNYYYYY
korean hoe: LOOOOOOOOKK
korean hoe: *1 image attached*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK
Me: MY POOR VIRGIN EYES
Me: WHERES THE HOLY WATER
Me: WHAT THE HELL HARRY
korean hoe: like it, right? *wink wonk*
Me: I HATE YOU
Me: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO SUCH THING?
Me: oh youre gonna regret this tomorrow
Me: harry?
Me: you there?
Me: good night, sleep well ^^
Change name: dick princess
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its like 1am here and i will probably upload this tomorrow bc i started this fic today and it already as many chapters.
thank you for all the support tho, love youuuu
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wrong number? °larry texting au°
Fanfiction[IN PROCESS] it was fun to write, i promise it will be fun to read. contains a LOT of dumb conversations from a 1d group chat. harry texts a random number, while having a serious crush in real life he somehow falls in love with his new-made virtu...
