[IN PROCESS]
it was fun to write, i promise it will be fun to read.
contains a LOT of dumb conversations from a 1d group chat.
harry texts a random number, while having a serious crush in real life he somehow falls in love with his new-made virtu...
pimp: GUYS pimp: ATTENTION PLEASE pimp: I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT NEWS
🗿: what is it
haz💞: have you guys noticed how zayn always pretends not to give a shit but when something happens he is always the first one to reply
🗿: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Me: this looks so weird in my phone bc zayn's name is under that emoji and he just sent a lot of the same emoji and its just—
haz💞: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
lima: that wasn't even funny
pimp: does anyone still want to know what happened to me?🥺😭😭
🗿: no
haz💞: did you find your sock?
pimp: dONT REMIND ME OF MY LOSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me: is this gonna take a while bc i really want to play mario kart
🗿: what a kid
haz💞: 😡😡😡hey
lima: niall what happened
pimp: FINALLY pimp: okay so pimp: i think im pregnant
haz💞: gasp
Me: gasp
lima: gasp
🗿: congratulations 🗿: now im gonna go sleep
haz💞: zayn how can you say that😡 haz💞: he is going to have a baby haz💞: at least be a little supportive
Me: i am not even going to say anything
pimp: dO YOU WANT TO SAY YOU DONT BELIEVE ME?!
Me: yes thats exactly what i want to say
pimp: there should be equality between women and men so i can be pregnant
lima: its not about equality. you cant possibly be pregnant because your body is built differently from the female body, you don't have the same organs and its just physically impossible for you to get pregnant.
Me: liam, 26, an intellectual.
haz💞: WHY ARENT YOU BEING SUPPORTIVE😡😡😡😡😡 haz💞: dw nialler harry is with you and supports you🥰 haz💞: if its a boy please name him harry haz💞: and if its a girl name her harry as well
🗿: i am regretting life choices
lima: which ones specifically?
🗿: being born
haz💞: oMG NIALL WHEN ARE YOU DUE? 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
pimp: i don't knooowww i just found out im pregnant but i think 9 months🥰🥰
lima: why do you even think you're pregnant
pimp: what do you mean
lima: there has to be something that got you pregnant, i am asking what was it?
Me: maybe shawn mendes?
🗿: or maybe those korean guys
lima: all of them?
🗿: you never know with niall
Me: 💀💀
haz💞: i never knew you were so childish😡
lima: god harry lima: it is physically impossible
haz💞: how do you know, smarty pants?
Me: i think niall is pregnant from chicken nuggets thats it
haz💞: hE ATE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS?
pimp: bitch you ate my sock it was revenge
Me: niall wait Me: weren't you on your period a couple of days ago Me: how can you be pregnant
pimp: bitch i saw pics of jungkook and now im pregnant
Me: jungcock
haz💞:
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🗿: dear god i just want to know what have i done to deserve this
