Me: omg
haroldina: omg
Me: OMG
haroldina: OMG
Me: omg?
haroldina: are you ok?
Me: idk are you?
haroldina: i asked first
Me: bc i said omg first
haroldina: so what happened
Me: i think my bestie has a crush on my brother
haroldina: OMG?
Me: ikr
haroldina: boii
haroldina: lemme get some popcorn
Me: so
Me: he was looking at him the whole time
Me: and he called him a 'sweetheart'
Me: and then
Me: he said something like "you should come by more often" but it sounded like "you should fuck me" to my ears
haroldina: 💀
haroldina: what about liam tho?
Me: hold up
Me: how do you know his name?
haroldina: you told me?
Me: i did?
haroldina: bro—
Me: i aint your bro
haroldina: okay boyfriend
Me: ew
Me: you wish
haroldina: stfu i have a crush
Right. Ouch.
Me: oh how i wouldn't want to be your crush
haroldina: good thing you arent
haroldina: wait
haroldina: why wouldnt you want to be my crush?
Me: multiple reasons
Me: 1. Youre annoying af
Me: 2. You probs change crushes everyday
Me: 3. Youre a bad texter
haroldina: excuse you
haroldina: i've had a crush on this person for as long as i have been in this college
Me: yeah right
haroldina: i swear
haroldina: i know everything about them at this point
Me: example
haroldina: nah
haroldina: if i tell you about beanie you'll know who they are
Me: beanie
Me: who the crack is beanie?
haroldina: thats what niall and i call them
Me: lmao why
haroldina: bc they are smol like a bean
haroldina: anyways
haroldina: what do you want to know
Me: idk
Me: whats their eye color
haroldina: pff
haroldina: out of all questions you could have possibly asked you chose THAT
haroldina: their eyes are blue
haroldina: now go and be jealous
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Fanfiction[IN PROCESS] it was fun to write, i promise it will be fun to read. contains a LOT of dumb conversations from a 1d group chat. harry texts a random number, while having a serious crush in real life he somehow falls in love with his new-made virtu...
