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Sabriel, Supernatural

Potentially suggestive, but not fully lemon

⚠ cursing ⚠

-Third Person POV-

Sam and Dean were confronting some angels, and one of them (an archangel) decided to "have some fun" with her powers.

And of course, she picked on Sam. She snapped her fingers, and Sam closes his eyes, mildly terrified. It's not exactly like he's had the best experience with angel powers before.

"What the fucking hell." Dean says, looking at Sam like he grew a second head. Not a head, maybe, but ears and a tail.

Cat. Ears. And tail.

"You change him back, you son of a bitch!" Dean shouts, but all the female archangel does is laugh.
"Have fun with that." she says before flying away. Sam sighs and mutters something like, "Why's it always me, man..?"

"Dude, you look fucking ridiculous." Dean says. "Gee, thanks Dean." Sam replies sarcastically. "Okay- sorry. But how the hell do we undo it?"
Sam sighs. "Well, an angel did it. Maybe an angel can undo it?" he says as the two walk back to the car. Dean nods a little. "Hey, Cas, could you c'mere a sec?" he calls.

Almost immediately after, a flutter of wings was heard, and Cas was there. "Hello, Dean. What do you need?" he asks before looking at Sam, his expression turning to one of curiosity.
"Why does Sam have the partial anatomy of a cat?" he asks. Dean sighs. "An angel decided to fuck with us- well, with Sam- and now we don't know how to undo it." Dean explained.

"I see." Cas says, trying to turn Sam back to normal. When nothing happens, he frowns. "I thought you said an angel did this?" he says. "It was an angel, said her name was Corinne or something." Dean says, slightly confused.

Castiel sighs deeply. "An archangel. I'm an angel, a fallen one at that. I cannot counter archangel magic, that's beyond my ability." he explained defeatedly.

"Son of a bitch. Well then what the hell do we do about... This?" Dean asks, gesturing towards Sam, who just rolls his eyes and sighs. Cas gave a somewhat sympathetic look and says, "To counter archangel magic, you either need God or another archangel. I am sorry I couldn't help more."

And after that, Cas disappeared.

-Sam's POV-

Fuck. Of course it had to be me.

"How in the hell are we going to get a high and mighty winged dick to undo this? It's hard enough finding a regular winged dick." Dean says. For once, I agree.

"'Winged dicks' huh? I guess a lot of my brothers and sisters are pretty difficult to deal with, but damn." Oh, I know that voice. I turn around to find the one and only trickster. Gabriel.
"Gabriel. Hi." I say with a sigh. "Good lord, Sam, who the hell got to you?" he asks. "Doesn't matter, what the hell are you doing here?" Dean asks.

"Have you befriended any other archangels, Dean-o? I mean, if my sister hates you, I gotta assume the rest of them do, too. I dunno about Luci though." Gabriel says. "I would hardly call you a friend after you killed me a hundred times." Dean responded.
"Ouch, that hurts, Dean." Gabriel says, faking a sad face. "And just for that, Dean, I'm gonna see how long Sammy can survive as a.. Well, neko."

I got slightly scared. "No- no! Gabriel please don't leave me like this; I-i look stupid!" Gabriel gave me an examining look and pooped Dean away, probably back to the hotel.
"Are you really concerned about your looks, or is it the effect you're getting all antsy about?" He asks. "What?"

"Oh, come on Sammy boy. I know you do research. You know what nekos deal with. Now, I could turn you back, or I could have fun watching you struggle." Gabriel says.
"Please, Gabriel, I'll do anything, I swear! What will make you change me back to normal?" I plead. Gabriel thinks for a moment, then smirks.

"How 'bout a kiss?" he says. I sigh. Because of course he would ask for that. "A kiss. Really?" I say. "Ohhhh yeah, Samquatch. Really."

-Gabriel's POV-

Sam won't admit it, but he wants to kiss me. "Where at, and why a kiss?" he asks with exasperation. "Right here, on my sweet little lips," I say, tapping my mouth.
"As for why, isn't that obvious? I like you, Sammy. So kiss me, or stay like that until you get all h-"

Before I could finish my sentence, Sam's mouth was in mine. And holy god, did I like it.

He pulled away with a frustrated yet flustered expression. "Now change me back." he says.
"Damn. I would have helped with it when it happened, but, a promise is a promise." I say, easily undoing the spell my sister cast on him.

Sam sighs in relief. "Th- thanks Gabe. I owe you." he says. "Oh yeah, but there's an easy way to pay off that debt." I tell him.
"What are you implying, Gabriel?" Sam asks, looking me in the eye. I smile. "Simple. Sam Winchester, be my boyfriend. If you want. Should you refuse, you'll owe me something else."

Sam scoffs a laugh. "I'll take the first option, thanks. Fine, I'll date you, archangel." he says, making me smile. "Great! Now, off you go before Dean gets any wrong ideas as to what's happening~"

I zap him back to their hotel room, content that I now have my own hunter.