Karkat's POV:
When (F/n) and I eventually left each other to go home, I felt like a worthless ass to be honest. I mean who the fuck says that to som-
Ok, Karkat. Get ahold of yourself, you're not gonna chuck a spaz over a petty girl. Plus you don't even like her! Well, not romantically, you like her as a friend.
She's a pretty chill friend, and fUCKING CHRIST WHO THE HELL IS MESSAGING ME?!
Karkats thoughts were interrupted by a small ding coming from his computer, which was rather helpful actually. We wouldn't want Karkat going on and on about an argument that's all in his head.
Karkat leaned over to see who it was, only his best bro in the entire world.
Dave Strider.
turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 5:58
TG: sup
CG: HELLO.
TG: you really need to get your keyboard fixed
CG: YOU DO REALISE I COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A SHIT RIGHT NOW ABOUT THAT, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MESSAGING ME.
TG: well
TG: ya know
TG: to have a nice little chat
TG: the usual
CG: WELL IM NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW, IM TRYING TO SORT SOMETHING OUT.
TG: sort what out
CG: SORT OUT WHY THE FUCK ITS SUDDENLY YOUR BUSINESS.
TG: im sorry for being curious karkat
TG: its just that i could probably help you
CG: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
TG: oh
TG: oh i know
TG: its a girl isnt it
CG: WHAT THE FUCK NO.
CG: WHY THE SHIT WOULD IT BE A GIRL?
TG: well
TG: youve been hanging out with (f/n) quite a lot
CG: THAT'S HER NOT ME.
TG: sure
TG: you seemed to have a jolly good time hugging her today
How the hell did he know about that.
CG: FIRSTLY, THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT. SECONDLY, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BRINGING (F/N) UP? SHE ISN'T FUCKING RELEVANT TO THIS DICK LICKING CONVERSATION.
TG: you just seemed to like her
CG: WELL IM SORRY FOR MAKING FRIENDS ASSHOLE, AND I LIKE TEREZI.
CG: YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU FUCK GOD.
TG: alright
CG: WAIT.
CG: IT COULDN'T BE POSSIBLE THAT.
CG: YOU LIKE HER??
He asked with a smirk, sitting there for a bit. Waiting for Dave to reply, he then typed something.
TG: nah
CG: IT TOOK AN AWFULLY LONG TIME TO ANSWER THAT, DAVE.
CG: MAYBE YOU WERE JUST MAKING UP YOUR MIND?
TG: why would i like her
CG: YOU SEEM TO BRING HER UP A LOT.
CG: ESPECIALLY WHEN TALKING TO ME.
TG: what if i do?
CG: WELL IT WAS KIND OF OBVIOUS.
TG: ok ok ok
TG: firstly
TG: i didnt fully admit to that
TG: maybe she is just a bit more attractive than the other chicks
CG: SO YOU DO LIKE HER.
TG: maybe
TG: its a big maybe
CG: ALRIGHT THEN, BUT LETS LEAVE THIS TOPIC.
CG: THE TOPIC OF (F/N) DOESN'T REALLY FANCY ME AT THE MOMENT.
TG: you need to get your fucking computer fixed
TG: like shit man
CG: I CAN'T FUCKING AFFORD A NEW KEYBOARD DIPSHIT.
TG: well get some money
TG: get a job
TG: then buy a new KEYBOARD
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
CG: IT'S EASIER THIS WAY.
CG: IT MEANS THT I DON'T HAVE TO CAPITALISE SHIT.
TG: ok whatever
He sat there, waiting for Dave to continue the chat. It didn't seem like he was going to, which meant that you were just wasting your time on an asshole like him.
CG: OK IT SEEMS YOU'RE DONE TALKING SO SEE YOU LATER ASSHOLE.
TG: ok then
TG: bye karkat
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering carcinoGenecist [CG] at 6:17
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Idk, I feel like I write too much chat log. Meh, whatever.
And Dave, mwahahhahah ha.
An sorry about any typos and grammar fails in any past, present, of future updates. I just write and post it, I don't often read through the final piece.
And I just started my holidays, meaning hopefully more updates.
Have a nice day (and Christmas).
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