Sweetheart (Errorink)

Blindsiding Aggression

Ink's POV

Mission, mission, mission! Killer and I were in one of the Bitty AUs, I didn't know which one since Nightmare kicked us both through a portal without much explanation. Of course, we probably could've been done with the mission by now but we were just walking through the AU not doing much in general.

(K)"Ya know, you should make us an AU."

(I)"Huh?"

(K)"You should make us an AU! I can see you're getting tired of not creating anything so.. if you tell Nightmare you want to make it for us I'm sure he'd let you make one!"

(I)"I'm not tired from not creating stuff, I think you think I enjoy creating more than I actually do."

(K)"Don't you love it?"

(I)"I wouldn't say love it. You know when the Humans decide that they want a promotion in their job so they pretend to love it so so much when in reality it's borderline driving them insane? Yeah, that."

(K)"Wow.. do you regret it?"

(I)"Regret my job..? Nah, not that much!"

(K)"Pfft, why not? If you don't like it then don't you occasionally regret taking it?"

(I)"Not that much, it just gets reaaaaally boring sometimes and there's often no way to cure my boredom. That's why I annoy Error, he doesn't just see me as a Creator; he sees me as an abomination like everyone else~!"

(K)"Nah, Error sees you as an equal to him."

(I)"At least he doesn't treat me as if I'm some almighty God that needs to be protected at all times."

(K)"..People do that?"

(I)"Yeah!"

(K)"Do they not know that if they're near you for long periods of time they may literally die from you deciding to do something incredibly stupid?"

(I)"Like what~? I've never done anything stupid in my whole life~!"

(K)"Setting off fireworks through portals of AUs on Halloween and Christmas, most of which went straight into people's houses which lead to some really gruesome deaths."

(I)"It wasn't me~!"

(K)"Oh? Who was it then~?"

(I)"My evil twin brother!"

(K)"What's his name?"

(I)"Kin!"

(K)"Is that just Ink rearranged?"

(I)"Our parents weren't that creative, therefore they reused my name for him except it was just rearranged!"

(K)"Is he.. is he evil because your parents clearly favoured you over him?"

(I)"He's evil cuz he has a stupid name and never learnt that he could change it."

Killer and I burst out into laughter, until something hit the ground between us. We both turned to see what was there and.. an arrow, great. I turned towards Dream with a frown on my face and crossed my arms, feigning anger. Killer and I had already been expecting them, so we didn't have any reason to be scared.

(K)"Ya know, I was wondering when you'd show up."

(I)"Took longer than I expected to be honest."

"Be quiet, I'm not here to chat with you!"

Killer and I looked at each other.

(I)"Isn't he.."