❝Are you this stupid all of the time?❞
❝Yes, so don't think you're special❞
*:・゚✧*:・゚✧
In which
They're too stubborn
To admit
Their feelings
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*━━━Lissa Eir was one of the best fighters in the Jedi order. She loved being the best, working hard and solving puzzles. The only puzzle she hasn't solved is how to grow up.
❝I'm right, you're wrong, I'm smart, you're dumb.❞
Anya Chalotra as LISSA EIR
(Totally amazing, better than you)
❝Has anyone told you how intolerable you are?❞
Ewan McGregor as OBI-WAN KENOBI
(not as amazing)
❝Shut up, that was one time❞
Hayden Christensen as ANAKIN SKYWALKER
(A literal child)
❝I'm not entirely useless, in fact, I can be used as a bad example.❞
Avan Jogia as ATLAS VALACE
(The cooler padawan)❝What do you mean "you don't know?" This is your job❞
Natalie Portman as PADMÉ AMIDALA
(Has bad taste in men)❝shut up, you're a million years old❞
❝we are the same age❞
You, you didn't listen to me
But I, I didn't listen to you❝You know what? I'll just jump off this jet right here and fall to my death❞
❝Do a flip.❞
Making bad decisions for you
[WARNING]:
Bad jokes
Lissa being a dumbass
Language
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