Hello diary, today was like every other day, I was awoken to the sound of birds and stared at the emptiness of my kitchen, lacking food because I can't eat human foods. I had left my dorm and ran into Ouma, he just watched me for a moment and did nothing which was not like him at all. But of course he wasn't gonna let me go because he jumped on my back! So I obviously warned, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUMA? IS THIS ANOTHER ROBOPHOBIC STUNT? THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK. I WILL BE SENDING YOU TO COURT."
It was a very convincing statement, but apparently not to Ouma. So he faked tears like he normally did, this is why I cannot trust him. He spoke "How could you threaten to take me into court! I thought I was your favvvvoritee Kiiiiboy! (I never approved of being called that name.) I just wanted a piggyback ride! Duh." And he had left. Why does he do things like this? I'll never understand. He didn't even bring up the other incident, he seemed a lot more friendlier than when he had slapped me across the face yesterday. That is all for today.
Goodbye diary,
-Kiibo
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FanfictionHello, even though I'm a robot I am still programmed to get bored. Does it sound useless? Well it's not! It makes me more like a human! Anyways, I decided to make a diary for MYSELF! Which in other words means... KOKICHI! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO READ...
