(Uhm hello author's note, WHEN DID SO MANY PEOPLE START READING THIS? I wasn't gonna update this story because I had assumed nobody would read it so thank you! And here you go :) )
"Hello, diary" I LIED! IT'S ME KOKICHI! Why do you always have to start it with that? Your diary isn't alive you know silly Kiibo! You really should be more careful with your things and where you put them. You are soooooo forgetful! Nishishi, I lied again! Wow this is so unlike me lying like this, well you didn't actually leave it out, I broke into your room and went through your stuff! I can just imagine that your angry Kiibo! But what are you going to do about it? Write it in your diary or threaten to take me to court?
I'm very excited to see which one! Maybbbeee it'll be both! Anyways since you were wondering I'll tell you the truth Kiibo I was angry because I wanted to see your "updates" myself. But that's a lie! Nishishi, I don't wanna see your metal dick I just can't believe you let a filthy slut like Miu do that to you. Anddd I kinda felt like slapping a robot.
See ya later Keeboy ;)
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Kiibo's diary
FanfictionHello, even though I'm a robot I am still programmed to get bored. Does it sound useless? Well it's not! It makes me more like a human! Anyways, I decided to make a diary for MYSELF! Which in other words means... KOKICHI! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO READ...
