Lokison

~4~

WARNING: Includes vine references. If you are not a gen z kid, proceed with caution

"What's up spiderboy?" Shuri's voice shouted from the other end of the phone line. I smile, because even though she hurts my ears, she's one of my best friends. "Not much little panther" I can almost hear her roll her eyes from Wakanda. She hates being referred to as Black Panther's little sister. "Haha, no seriously what. Spill the tea" "Well," I say, grinning. Shuri's going to go mad! "I found my dad! Turns out he's not dead!" Shuri gasps. "MY WIG HAS BEEN S N A T C H E D " I laugh. "You'll never believe who it is" Shuri is dying to know. "W H O   I S    I T?" *gasp* "TONY!" "What? NO, Shuri. Get your ass over here and you can meet him. He's at the tower now. Only me, him, Nat and Bucky know he's my dad so don't say anything of suspicion" Shuri growls in frustration over the phone, before saying "T'Challa? Prepare my ship" I grin. I still can't believe Shuri hadn't seen Star wars, and now she was referencing them almost as hard as me! I hear a shout of protest probably from T'Challa (Wait- NO SHURI) and she hangs up. I lie down on my bed. Time to get back to work renaming F.R.I.D.A.Y's protocols, and adding some extra secret codes in there. This is gonna be fun.

~~~~┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) This is Jimmy, the other time skip~~~~

I'm lying on the couch, putting the finishing touches on F.R.I.D.A.Y, when Shuri swags out of the elevator yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE?" I laugh, and get up to go see Shuri. "Let's go down to the lab, I've got something to show you" we run down the stairs, and, as quietly as we can, start T-posing at the door until Tony notices. "for fucks sake" I hear him whispering, pinching the bridge of his nose. He goes to the lift and goes up, probably to say hi to T'Challa and comfort him after his long ride with Shuri. We head over to my side of the lab, and start tinkering with the little things on my desk. I pull out my Starktop™, and show her the code. She grins broadly. But I know I can't keep her distracted for long. We start speaking in our vine code that we developed, because there are cameras. "so, is it the fourth of July, yeah we know it's true. The colors of the flag are red, white and blue?" (Steve) "What? No that's weird. He's like a hundred and a virgin" She laughs. I notice that living with Natasha and Clint has rubbed off on me. "is it STAWWWP I coulda dropped my croissant?" (Clint) "no" I say "Ooh what about omg they were roommates" (Bucky) "Nu" Shuri's beginning to look defeated, but she carries on. "What about hi, okay" (Bruce, cause he's awkward, especially around Bucky, because he's legit Nat's ex) "Nope" I say. "what about pop tarts?" I smirk, evilly. She's gone through every single person in the tower except for Loki. She's gonna flip! "uh-uh" I say. She frowns. "But that only leaves..." Her eyes widen "Snek?" She asks. I nod, and she goes WILD. "Oh my fucking god! HE IS YOUR SUGAR BOI?" (A made up name for father) "Oh yeah he is" I say. "Wait..." she eyes me suspiciously. "Do you get the power of god and anime on your side?" I nod. She gushes "THAT IS SO COOL. Wait. Just need to check something" She slaps me, and I let out a British "Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this!" She nods, approvingly. "Good. Your father might be a preboomer, but you aren't" I laugh.

Bucky's POV

We are laughing our fucking asses off. That is, me, Loki and Natasha. Everyone else just helplessly stares at the security cameras, watching as Shuri rave off in their internet language. Nat and I helped them develop it, and Loki just understands it because of course he watched vine, and Peter taught it to him. So we're sitting here laughing ourselves to hell and back, while Steve, Tony and the other avengers + T'Challa and Pepper stare hopelessly at the security camera. Tony turns around, slowly "translate!" he hisses. "Hell no" Natalia cracks up. Why would we give away Peter's secret? And I'm fairly sure Loki isn't ready for that either, because he shot us a quick look that clearly said 'no'. All the attention is turned back to the screen, and Peter looks straight at the camera, like he's on the office and says, "My FBI agent watching this, hope you enjoy being confused!" Loki, Nat and I erupt into fits of giggles. We sure weren't FBI agents, but we were enjoying the confused look on everybody else's faces. "What is this language that the boy of spiders and girl of panthers are speaking?" Thor asks loudly. "We don't know, Thor" Steve replies helplessly. We stop watching and go to the living room, as soon as they leave the lab. The other avengers sit and talk, with brilliant poker faces as Shuri and Peter come in. I look at Loki, Loki looks at Nat, and Nat looks at me, and we lose it. We giggle and Shuri and Peter join in, even though they have nothing to joke about. "Oh he need some MILK!" She yells. "Also, you were watching us, weren't you" "Yeah" I say, and they look at the other avengers and laugh even harder. 

Loki's POV

It's late at night, and Shuri and Peter are in the living room watching a movie. Everyone else has gone to bed except Nat and James, who are watching the movie with them. I sigh and pull my hair back into it's usual bun, and teleport into the living room, right between Nat and Pyotr, making everyone except Pyotr jump a bit, cause of course his spider sense alerted him. "What are we watching?" I ask them. "Death Note" Pyotr says, and fills me in on the 10 minutes of the movie I missed. We pause it while Nat and Bucky go downstairs to get popcorn. "So" Shuri says "Your Peter's father" "Yeah" I say. "And his name is actually Pyotr, but I think we can stick with Peter" Shuri looks at Peter. "Whoa, some serious shit you forgot to mention????" we both laugh and Peter's eyes flash green. Shuri looks a bit confused. "Did you just????" I put my arm around ... Peter. "yeah" He says. "I'm getting better at switching it though, watch this" He concentrates and his hair fades darker and darker until it's black, and when his eyes are open, they are green again, and his skin is paler. Shuri looks amazed, but it quickly turns to a frown. "If you have an outbreak though..." Peter smiles "I won't, but it'll be a good way to scare the others" we all grin evilly, and James and Nat come back up, not batting an eye at Peter. "So who's this?" Bucky asks. Peter changes back to his regular form. "Oh" They both look confused, but shake it off. I hold Peter tight, and when the movie finishes, I help them set up a place to sleep in the living room. "Night Pete, Shuri, Loki" Nat says and James waves. We wave back, and as soon as their out of earshot, we start planning how we're gonna prank them next. I'm lying on the couch, and soon enough, I start to drift off. It's nice to fall asleep around people who care about me.

BONUS:
Thor read the last line

Thor:ಠ_ಠ bitch wtf I fucking love you

Sorry this came so late, I meant to post it this morning