Lokison

~8~

MJ's POV

I whip do a double take, and convince myself I'm hallucinating. Probably. But why is "Mr Parker" taking Peter to the Avengers tower? I know Peter has a room there, but wouldn't he be moved into his dad's by now? I sigh in frustration. That man is like a snake, but when I google him, he's not there. As I walk towards my house, I draw on the memory of the TV interview. It appears in my mind, so clear, like it's in HD. It feels like it happened only yesterday. But I was 9 at the time? Ugh. I unlock the front door and go to my room. Maybe I'm just tired? I don't know. I take a shower, have dinner and go to bed. Tomorrow is Wednesday, the last Wednesday before winter break. (A/N If that's what Americans call the Christmas holidays) hopefully I can tell Peter then. 

Peter's POV

"LOKI! You probably scared her!" Loki and I walked into the elevator. "Bullshit. I was telling the truth. You shouldn't be scared of the truth" I facepalm. "Telling someone watch out, IN THEIR HEADS is probably not the best way. She doesn't know who you are!" "She'll be fine. She'll think it's a hallucination. Most people do" I look up at my dad. He looks up at me, and I sigh "Maybe" I say, and he wraps his arm around my shoulders. We simultaneously use magic to change our clothes, as the elevator dings and the doors start opening. We walk into the living room, where everyone is waiting. I must look confused, because Steve says "We're sorry Peter, this was just... hard to process" I'm torn away from Loki as they hug me, and I'm really uncomfortable. I don't say anything until they let go, and Loki is trying extremely hard not to laugh. But it seems like everything goes back to normal afterwards. The avengers treat me like a normal human being, and I like the feeling that comes back, the one of being loved, and I decide to try and mend up my relationship with Tony. He'll never be my father figure again, but he sure will be Spiderman's mentor. Loki can be mine. And by mine, I mean Pyotr Lokison.

~~~~The next day ノ( º _ ºノ) brought to you by Jeff~~~~~

In the kitchen, I lean over a bowl of cereal and eat, listening to the others conversations. I'm about to go, but dad stops me. "I could go with you to school, if you want?" he asks me, as we hop into the lift, "uhh..." I'm about to say SOMEONE will recognize him, and he's too old anyway, but Loki gradually gets smaller and younger until he's about my height, and got short hair like my fashion. He only looks a little different from my Asgardian form. I nod. "better" I say "and, umm... We don't exactly learn Shakespeare at school. School is pretty easy, but you don't want to be an overachiever because then they'll try and get you to do all this crazy stuff. It's not nice... that's why I just stick with the honor classes" Loki nods. "Okay, so I have enrolled myself at the school, and I am in all your classes. I put myself as a normal midguardian name Noah Wilson. I come from a similar background to yours, and we met at a... Summer camp? When we were nine" I smile. "Perfect. And also, watch out for Flash, he's an annoying, whiny little bitch who likes to beat up kids like me" Loki's eyes flash dangerously "He-What?" He asks, quietly, but with venom, as we step out the lift. "You'll see. I usually let him bash me up, cause I'm afraid I'll knock him out if I accidentally slap him too hard." he nods, but his poisonous gaze remains. We walk out of the building, and start walking to school.

I see Ned looking a little sulky as we walk towards him. Can't blame him, I barely saw him at all yesterday. "Hey man" I say, a little nervous that my father is with me. "Hey Peter, where were you yesterday?" "With MJ" I say. "Oh, Ned this Noah, Noah this is Ned, my best friend. I met Noah at a summer camp when I was nine, just before I met you" Ned shakes 'Noah's' hand, and I hope that Ned didn't notice the split second of confusion when he held out his hand. "Hey losers" MJ says "Hey MJ, this is Noah. Noah, this is MJ" we talk for a little while before going inside before class starts. I send dad a quick message into his head remember, no magic unless it's telepathy to me, or an emergency. He sends a sharp nod my way, so only I notice it. I feel sorry for him, the amount of new kid speeches he has to go through, and he grits his teeth, restraining himself from just using magic and sitting the hell down. He keeps to my level, and we finish at about the same time in almost all our classes. 

Finally, lunch rolls around, and Loki and I walk out of chem and go towards our lockers. Loki exhales in relief "Oh thank ODIN that that is over for now. I knew my education on Asgard was boring, but not THIS boring" I sigh "Keep your voice down, 'Noah' I know it's boring, but we can't just leave." Loki sighs and thrusts his hands out and objects float around his locker, arranging themselves, and handing Loki a sandwich. "Noah! You can't do that here!" I hiss at him, and he sighs. "No one was looking, though!" I shake my head and close my locker "It doesn't matter, you need to act like a normal teenage human for gods sake!" he sighs. "let's go find your friends" Ned and MJ are sitting in our normal spot, and we go sit down and join them. We chat about the usual stuff, and Loki does find it hard to accustom to our usual talk, but he gets the hang of it eventually. Sadly, Michelle notices how uncomfortable he is, but doesn't say anything "So, Peter, can I talk to you in private for a second MJ says, and I already know what's coming, because I saw it inside her head the other day, but I gotta act surprised, and save MJ from saying anything too bad, because of course Loki can hear us. He doesn't look at us, but I can feel him listening, while Ned is attempting to explain Star Wars to him. "hey man, I don't think that's actually your dad" MJ whispers, and Loki's head snapped around briefly, but promptly returned back to 'listening' to Ned, who was explaining why Darth Vader is bad, but Ahsoka Tano is badass. "what?" I ask, pretending to be shocked. "Don't fuck with me Peter. Have you done a DNA test yet?" As a matter of fact, I had, out of curiosity. I was, indeed, Loki's son, and I was %40 Jotun, %25 spider, %20 Asgardian, and only %15 human. Loki explained that when I got the spider bite, it had to take out some DNA, and the human DNA was the weakest, so they replaced it. I frown. "Of COURSE I have! Don't you think it's a little sketchy when a man comes up to your doorstep crying "Oh my god!! I FOUND YOU!" I see Loki roll his eyes, but this is actually enjoyable, because he can't do anything about it without revealing he's Loki. I smirk.

Michelle nods. "Just... be careful. Just because he's your bio father, doesn't mean he won't do anything... Bad... Like Skip. Just promise me you'll tell me if he does. I'm here for you, okay? But you're still a loser" I roll my eyes, and she hugs me. I'm surprised Loki didn't lose his shit, cause I didn't expect him to not lose his mind at the stupidness of this school. (A/N I know that stupidness isn't a word, but I couldn't think of a better word to describe it) We walk back over to the others, just as Ned finishes his ted talk about how Han shot first. (he's right, of course) lunch is over, though, and we make our way back to our lockers, preparing ourselves for the dullness of the next classes. 
After we're long out of earshot of the others, and of course away from everyone in general, and I can't feel Michelle hiding anywhere like she was the other day, Noah turns back into Loki. "This what it is like to be a normal midgardian teenager...?" He wonders aloud, and then drops a stone with "That was boring as Hel" (A/N Yes, I said Hel, it was not a typo, She is Hela, but in original Norse mythology, she is Loki's daughter, and ruler of Hel which is where she resides {the land of the dishonorable dead} that is my understanding) "You don't need to tell me" I say, and we head up the tower lift, the doors opening to a relieved Wanda. "Oh my GOD, Loki, where have you been?" You didn't tell them? I ask in his mind. Uh, no, didn't have time. He flicks his hand and transfers some of his memories from today to her. She frowns at him and the message is quite clear, What if you get caught? "I won't" Loki says. 

And I hope he doesn't