Lokison

~19~

Loki's POV

I can't believe that Thor is going to come here on MY behalf. Uggghhhhhh, why is this happening? We walk out of our last period and wave goodbye to MJ. I can't keep up this charade, I'll have to drop it. Obviously, I can do it easily, but I'm lazy, and this school is a living helhole. I feel Peter's eyes on me, but he looks away suddenly when I glance at him. Of course he's reading my mind. Think of reading someone's mind like hacking a computer. The more security they have, the harder it is. It's impossible to hack into my mind if I'm concentrating, if I'm not concentrating, then it would still be impossible except for Wanda (but it would take maybe a day or two) and maybe Peter. If I'm conflicted, you could get in straight away if you were concentrating. 

I send out small mind-waves that search for Thor and Clint, like a sort of advanced echolocation. I spot them outside, and feel them walking towards the entrance. I knock on the principal's door, returning to my usual confidant self. We hear a muffled "come in" so we oblige, and open the door. "Children" Morita says venomously, but enjoying it "Take a seat" I briefly consider stealing a chair and getting myself out of here. I decide against it, and grab a chair, pulling it up and sitting down. I sling my legs onto the headmaster's desk, and he shoots me a dirty look. 

Wanda sits with her legs pressed tightly together, she's obviously nervous, maybe because of the way they treated her at Hydra. She starts to chew her nails, a habit she had developed. I smack her hand away from her face "Don't chew your nails," I say "It's a bad habit" Wanda murmurs something along the lines of "old man". Peter sits relatively comfortably, because he's been in this situation before, and we both look at ease. "Mr Barton and Thor and Loki will be here soon, but I won't have to bring them in if you just admit you forged the signatures" I look uninterested until he says "... And I think Loki won't be as forgiving as the rest, if you catch my meaning" Our eyes widen, and the others pretend to look shocked. I put a half-hearted effort in, but fail horribly to hide my disgust. He grins malevolent, but the question I ask isn't the one he expects "You'd let Loki murder kids from YOUR school? You wouldn't even try to stop him?" He beams evilly "Well, it wouldn't be my fault, and I hate you annoying brats anyways" he replies. I almost spit, but a loud knock on the door stops me.

"Ah, this must be them!" He says, grinning too much for a man who just told three kids he wanted them to die. He walks over to the door, and swings it open to my brother with his stupid puppy-like grin, and Clinton looking slightly impatient. Morita stands at the door, gaping in shock, but quickly recovers after Clint asks "Can we get this over with?" "Um- y-yeah. May I see Thor and Noah first please?" Everyone else heads out, and the mean principle looks gleeful again. Thor, oblivious, states "What brings my attention to here today, good sir?" he asks, cheerfully. Morita is about to reply, but I cut in, annoyed with Thor. "Do you HAVE to dress like a homeless person?" I ask him, with poison in my voice. Morita looks shocked, but Thor looks slightly offended. "Hey! At least I don't dress like a witch!" I roll my eyes. "Am I dressed like a witch now?" "When you get out of this stupid mortal school, you will!" We stare each other down, and I win, like I always do, even in this form.

"Ok, well let's get down to business" The principal clears his throat. "I believe," He says to Thor, enjoying every second of it "That this boy, Noah, has forged your signature" Thor, being oblivious yet again "No, that's my signature!" he says. Morita looks shell-shocked "A-are you sure?" He asks. "Yes, this is my... son L- Noah" Thor says and I restrain myself from facepalming. He is a horrible actor. "Um, o-ok-kay" Morita says, but recollects himself. "These young assholes are so fucking stupid" I say to Thor, and he nods. Morita turns red, and looks extremely embarrassed "Um, Mr Thor, will your brother be joining us today?" he asks, his voice trembling. Thor starts to sweat a little and keeps glancing at me. I say yes in his mind and he repeats it. Morita narrows his eyes at me and Thor. "He gets nervous cause I'm too much like my uncle" I offer, nd force him to agree with me. Eventually, he ushers us outside, and asks for Clint and Wanda.

Peter's POV

I watch as Wanda and Clint come out of the office. "Clint!" I scold, because Morita looks 
s h o o k. He just smirks. an illusion of Noah stands beside me, and soon Loki just appears out of nowhere. "Let's get this over with" He sighs, and we walk in, Morita clearly trying to hide the fact he is scared for his life. I sit down, and Loki waves his hand and one appears to sit down. "Your chairs are so uncomfortable" He shrugs, and Morita decides to just get on with it. "Peter has forged your signature blah blah blah" I zone out a bit, and suddenly snort, as Loki sends me a memory of a meme he knew I would laugh at. I whip around and glare at him, while he hides his laughing extremely well. "Something funny, Parker?" Morita asks, and I'm about to reply, when Loki sends me another meme, and this time I fail at hiding my laughter. "No, sir" I say, and he grabs my wrist "Don't lie to me" he spits at me.

In a flash, a green dagger is being held up to the principal's throat. "Don't talk to him like that" Loki says, venom in his voice, and satisfyingly, Morita looks downright t e r r i f i e d. He gulps and sits down. "T-this is y-your son?" He asks Loki, and Loki nods. "And if I see you threaten him again, I will not hesitate to slit your throat" He storms out muttering something along the lines of "fucking mortals", and I follow eventually, sending a shit-eating snicker at Morita. 

"Um, everyone come in please!" He asks, and we all walk back into the office. "Um, may someone please get Loki?" My spider sense warns me, and I say "Don't!" to Noah/Loki, but he just says watch me. "No," He says, and if speech could murder, he would. "We're all here" Morita looks confused "What-" Noah stands up and removes his illusion. "You know the news, don't you?" He asks smoothly. "I have been attending a school recently, because in midgardian years I am 17. Guess which school that was?" Morita backs away, "I-" Loki advances with 5 knives in each hand. I touch Loki's arm slightly "Don't kill him... father. He did nothing wrong" Loki's daggers retract, and he breathes heavily. "So..." Clint says "... this is awkward... can we go home now" "Yes please" Thor says. Loki exhales and waves his hand, removing the illusion around Wanda. Morita looks like he's about to faint. We all walk out, but I hesitate to look back "You're welcome" I say coldly. Loki grabs my arm.

"Come, my son, I think it's time for you to get off this wretched planet and see Asgard"

Sorry this took so long to update.

Stay safe everyone!

- 2 minute noodles