Lokison

~5~

This chapter is the definition of #father/son goals

Loki's POV

I wake up to find myself webbed to the roof. Very funny spider ling. I carefully teleport myself out, but not before Shuri and Peter got a few good pictures, and I smile at them. "Not gonna lie, that was good. How did you get me up there without me waking up?" Peter demonstrates picking me up and jumping onto the wall. I feel slightly uncomfortable having my own son carry me bridal style, but he puts me down, anyway. I transform my clothes into an outfit that looks like my regular tunic, but is actually just a top and pants, complete with black fingerless gloves. The children are already dressed, so I ask them "Are we ready?" as I tie my hair back into it's usual bun. They nod excitedly. We grin evilly and get to work.

Tony's POV

I wake up and slap on a t-shirt and shorts, before heading out to the kitchen where Peter and Shuri are waiting a little too innocently. I eye them suspiciously. What are they up to? "Fri, make me some coffee" "Yes, Mr Stark" within seconds my coffee is done, and I frown down at the dark liquid. "Uh, Fri there's no-" F.R.I.D.A.Y interrupts me and shouts "OH, HE NEED SOME MILK" I turn around a glare directly at Shuri and Peter, who are braking down in firs of giggles. I go to walk towards them, but Steve walks in, groaning." I stare at him in shock, my mouth agape, while Shuri and Peter just laugh harder. "What?" Steve asks, clearly self-conscious. "ummm, go look in the mirror" I hide my laughter as he walks away. "Wait... 3..2..1" Shuri counts down 

"WHAT THE FUCK IS ON MY FACE" Sure enough, Steve walks out with a furious look on his face. He has, quite clearly, got a tattoo on his face. A large one. Of a snake. "Language" I smirk, and start laughing with Shuri and Peter. I take a sip of my now-with-milk coffee, and almost spit it out. "OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THIS TEA" Steve giggles a bit, because he knows how much I hate tea, and Shuri and Peter are having a fucking field day. "Ya, ya stop recording now Karen" Oh shit. they've recorded this whole thing, probably for Loki. Everyone else slowly flows into the room, with a lot of mumbled "good mornings" Thor speaks up "You all sound like robots, spice it up a little!" Loki, coincidentally, happened to walk in second after that statement. "Morning motherfuckers!", he says, with a cheery expression. Thor sighs and facepalms. Steve sweats, trying to keep himself from yelling LANGUAGE! Loki just looks confused, with a look that clearly said What did I do? I glance over my shoulder at Peter. I could've sworn he muttered something along the lines of 'dad, no'... Nah, that's not right. I'm getting old, maybe there's something wrong with my hearing? I make a mental note to get it checked later, but my taking of mental notes is interrupted when it all drops to chaos.

Steve's POV 

I look angrily at Loki. He gives me a sly look that says "What?" "I could get you arrested! This is abuse" I say, angrily pointing at my face "Uh, actually no. You couldn't. In midgardian years I'm seventeen. I would get let off with a notice." I look at Thor for confirmation. He nods. "I'm 24" he says. I glare at Loki. He's in his thousands by now, for god's sake. I get up, but Loki doesn't show a hint of fear, only amusement. "mortals" he mutters, before speaking louder. "It's a spell Steve, jeez" he waves his hand, and I can tell the tattoo has come off. I'm still annoyed though, so it breaks into madness. Loki disappears to behind me, giving Shuri a boost as she launches onto T'Challa. He and Peter run out, laughing. I notice Loki's got a hand on Peter's back. I never knew they had this close of a relationship. And Peter isn't sweating or having an anxiety attack, like when someone else does it. I'm starting to get nervous because ever since Tony started distancing himself from the kid, he never let's anyone get this close to him. I am suspicious, but I let it go. It's probably nothing.

(⌐■_■) Do I even need to say anything

Peter's POV

I perch on the top of the Avengers tower as spider man, just enjoying the view. I also downloaded a new version of music.ly to my suit since vine is gone, called Tik Tok? It could never replace vine, but it's something. I don't feel like watching it right now, though. I just want to enjoy the view. "hey" Loki appears next to me. "Hi" I say, tapping the spider on the front of my suit, so it retracts, and suddenly I'm just a normal kid on a cold New York night, wearing a jumper and some jeans. He can sense my feeling of discomfort, as I change into my jotun form. I gaze up at him, and he changes too, giving me a hug. It makes me feel a little better. "Hey, its ok my son. You are not alone, I am here. I am your father, and I am hear to make you feel better." he holds me while I cry, tears sliding down my icy blue skin. I dry my tears an mumble "thanks.. dad" He smiles at me, and my eyes slowly turn green, and my skin pale, and he does the same, until I'm notified of someone behind me. My spider senses had been going off like crazy, but, for once I just wanted to ignore them, and now it was too late. 

Thor is standing near the door way, and he look angry as heck. I shove my spider suit into my pocket, so he doesn't notice. "BROTHER" He shouted "You never told me you had a son!", he looks angry and I'm about to say something, when Loki speaks in my mind don't. Just wait Thor looks hurt "You never told me I have a nephew" but the hurt quickly changes back to rage "I haven't even seen him before!" He yells. I breathe a sigh of relief, remembering I'm in my asgardian form. He shouldn't recognize me unless I talk. Lightning is coursing through Thor's body. "How?-" LOki smirks, "Brother, do I really need to explain to you how mortals procreate-" "NO! It's just that-" I look at Loki, and concentrating, I pop into his mind. Should we run? He looks at me and smiles Probably.  So we take off, running down the stairs, and through the kitchen where Bucky is drinking milk straight from the carton, and Tony walks in drinking coffee. They both stop in shock, but first, Tony yells at Bucky "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING OUT OF THE CARTON?" Bucky just grins evilly "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy" He looks directly at me and I nod in approval. Tony is shaking his head, before he notices me, giving Bucky a chance to sneak out of the room with the milk.

Thor was so caught up in Tony and Bucky that he forgot about me, and taking it to a smaller level he looks at Loki. "Why didn't you tell me you had a son?" he says, his voice steely and cold. Loki smiles, briefly turning into an exact replica of Bucky "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy" lightning strikes outside the tower. Yep, he's definitely a weather boy. Tony looks at me, clearly terrified. "Wait, reindeer games has a son?" I grin and turn into Bucky, like Loki did. THIS IS SO COOL! "Don't say it" Tony says. I smirk "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy" Tony charges up his repulsor. I laugh and turn back to my asgardian form. Thor and Tony look down at me, clearly angry. I don't even bat an eye. "Why haven't we seen you before?" Tony asks, ready to blast me. I look at Loki. he looks back and says in my head Make sure it's extra. I smile, and start to turn back to my human form "Oh, but you do know me,

Mr Stark."

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- fishcakes