Randomness #6

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White Tiger,Kitty And Frog:HAPPY NEW YEAR!

*Kitty gets nervous and flustered as Frog and White Tiger both lean in to kiss her but she turns off the light and quickly moves away.*

*The lights turn on and both White Tiger and Frog end up kissing each other*

*High Fives with Kitty and Kangaroo*


Frog:So you're Asian right?

Ken:Yeah

Frog:So what kind of 'nese' are you?

Ken:Nese???

Frog:Nese like Chinese,Japanese,Vietnamese,Koreanese?

Ken:🙄🙄🙄


Turtle:C'mon make my day

Mouse:Well I don't know how to do that but how about I make you some cookies instead?

*Turtle's eyes lit up and he let it an adorable squeak*

Turtle:Oooohh


White Tiger: B*tch I can sing

Frog: B*tch sing something

*White Tiger attempts to sing but his voice cracks on the first note*

Frog:B*tch you can't sing!

White Tiger:B*tch you right...sh*t


Monster:WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!

Thingamajig:You said bring my grades up.

😐

Monster:I did see that,lemme see that.


Miss Monster:Is that what you're wearing?

Thingamajig:Is THAT what you're wearing?

Miss Monster:Don't catch an attitude!!

Thingamajig:You're the one who threw it.

*Miss Monster chases after Thingamajig*


UK! Unicorn:Ooh I like your accent...mmmhm where you from?

Chameleon: I'm librarian.

UK! Unicorn:Oh my bad *Starts whispering* I like your accent where you from?

Flower:Oh Dang it we ran out of jelly for the sandwiches...

Bee:I guess we're in a 'jam'

Flower:Oh-thats was a good one

Bee:Yeah 'cause of the jelly.

🤣


Rottweiler:It's so pretty outside.

*He spots a feral T-Rex as she throws rubble everywhere and roaring loudly*

Rottweiler:What the hell?!?!

*T-Rex looks towards Rottweiler and chases after him*

*Poor Rottweiler runs away screaming*

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