Miss Monster:911 what's your emergency?
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Rabbit:*Mumbling into the phone*
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Miss Monster:I'm sorry could you repeat that?
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Rabbit:I got a minion toy stuck in my ass
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*UK! Tree runs into the bathroom and looks into the mirror whilst holding his phone*
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UK! Tree:Hi welcome to Chilli's
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Daisy:Oh no oh no
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Octopus:Oh no oh no
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UK! Fox:Daisy,Octopus what's wrong?
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Daisy:We dropped our makeup!
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*UK! Fox gasps in shock*
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UK! Fox:Oh no oh no
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*Ladybug sighs as she looks sad*
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Skeleton:What's the matter sport?
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Ladybug:Santa didn't eat the treat I left out
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Skeleton:Is that uncooked ramen?
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Ladybug:Yeah
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Skeleton:What the f*ck is wrong with you?!
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Banana:Hey teacher!
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Pineapple:What is it now Banana?
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Banana:I shoved a crayon up my nose (?)
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Pineapple:Oh god
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Banana:I can't smell anything
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Pineapple:😑🙄
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Miss Monster:911 what's your emergency?
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Hedgehog:*Mumbles into the phone*
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Miss Monster:Sorry?
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Hedgehog:My d*ck is stuck in a Pringles can
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Miss Monster:What flavour sir
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Hedgehog:Sour cream and onion
YOU ARE READING
Masked Singer UK & USA Headcanons And Random Stuff And Oneshots
AcakEnjoy some random Oneshots,headcanons and a whole bunch Of fun stuff. Also,there will be some kinky stuff for those who love Saucy stories
