When White Tiger Says....

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Pharaoh:As soon as Mr Cannon made his announcement my White Tiger expressed a very keen interest in the contest, he said...

White Tiger:I want a ticket NOOOWWW!

Pharaoh:How could I possibly refuse?

*cue the when Veruca Says song*

Pharaoh:When White Tiger says...

White Tiger:More

Pharaoh:I buy another store and when White Tiger says...

White Tiger:Now

Pharaoh: The sweat forms on my brow
And when White Tiger says...

White Tiger:AGAIN!

Pharaoh: No matter where or when we better all count out for...

White Tiger: MORE, NOW, AGAIN!

Pharaoh:When White Tiger says...

White Tiger:OUT!

Pharaoh: There's no resonable doubt
And when White Tiger says

White Tiger:FETCH!

Pharaoh:Well there's no time to go fetch
And when White Tiger says...

White Tiger:OBEY!

Pharaoh: You better find a way to make a dollar stretch for...

White Tiger: OUT, FETCH, OBEY!

Pharaoh: Now when he heard of Wonka's prize he started to attack
So i told my peanut shellers here's a tougher nut to crack
You each a thousand Wonka bars, start selling them at once
For When White Tiger's happy its much better for his pappy
For fourty days and fourty nights the ladies tried to pick it
And always to the music of

White Tiger: I want a golden ticket, I WANT A GOLDEN TICKET!

Pharaoh: And then a worker and in her hand a penesier
A golden ticket on display and what did "sweet" White Tiger say?

White Tiger:Daddy

Pharaoh:Yes?

White Tiger:Buy me North Korea

Pharaoh:Ugggh!

Pharaoh:When White Tiger says...

White Tiger:BUY!

Pharaoh: It's like a battle cry
And when White Tiger says...

White Tiger:MINE!

Pharaoh: Its chilling for the spine
And IF White Tiger said...

White Tiger: PLEASE! 🥺🥺

Pharaoh: I'd know it was a tease before he

White Tiger: MORE, NOW, OUT, BUY FETCH, MINE!!!

Pharaoh: And when he finally goes to sleep we pray and say amen
Until tomorrow when it all begins

White Tiger & Pharaoh:AGAIN!!



[I always thought that White Tiger was a real brat as a kid and it stuck with him when he is with his father,Pharaoh,in Egypt]

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