Masked Singer UK & USA Headcanons And Random Stuff And Oneshots

Randomness #17

(Queen Bee and Hedgehog edition)
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Queen Bee:Just come over I promise you won't be a third wheel.
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Silver Fox:Okay
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*Queen Bee is making out with Hedgehog while her leg gets in Silver Fox's face*
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Silver Fox:B*TCH!
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*Hedgehog is standing around when the phone rings so he picks it up*
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Hedgehog:Hello?
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Phone:Turn around
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*Hedgehog turns around*
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Phone:Down here
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*Hedgehog looks down*
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Daisy:I can't get up
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Hedgehog:😡
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Also Hedgehog:DANG IT DAISY!
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*Queen Bee and Hedgehog are in the park having a picnic,unaware that Tree is throwing stones at them*
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Hedgehog:Don't worry my dear I'll handle this.
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Queen Bee:Okay then darling
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*Hedgehog walks off to beat up Tree,snapping some branches and leaving him a battered mess before walking back*
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Hedgehog:I'm back my dear
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*Rottweiler is talking on the phone in a different language*
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*Queen Bee,Hedgehog and Octopus are standing a few metres away*
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Queen Bee:Translate
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Phone:Translating
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*Rottweiler continues talking on his phone*
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Queen Bee's Phone:Her husband looks like a horse
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Hedgehog:😡
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Queen Bee:😧
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Octopus:🤢
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Queen Bee's Phone:I farted in her water
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*Octopus spits out her water in disgust*
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*Rottweiler stops talking,realising what he just said about Hedgehog who is absolutely livid*
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Rottweiler:Sh*t!
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*Hedgehog leaps at him in a feral fit of rage,causing him to drop his phone on the ground and get bruised*
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