Randomness #14

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[WARNING:Contains self harm and dark thoughts]
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*Rabbit and Fox are laying on the rug and sweating profusely because of the heat*

Rabbit:Hey Fox?

Fox:Yeah?

Rabbit:Spit on me

*Fox is grossed out but spits on Rabbit*

Rabbit:That's nice,now tell me I'm scum


Penguin:How to handle a breakup

*Poodle appears with a chainsaw*

Poodle:I'LL KILL HIM!!!!

*Ladybug appears with a hammer*

Ladybug: I'LL KILL HER!!!!

*Thingamajig appears with a knife whilst sobbing and has blood on his wrists*

Thingamajig:I'LL KILL MYSELF!!! (Not my baby noooooooo)

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