Masked Singer UK & USA Headcanons And Random Stuff And Oneshots

USA Mask:Thingamajig X Reader (PROPER SMUT)

*Warning: Contains Proper Heavy Smut*
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You sat on Thingamajig's lap,snuggling into his warm furry green chest all whilst a romantic movie played on the large screen TV. "Do you know that I love you very much?" Thing asked you,purring happily whilst he kept his paws wrapped around your being tightly,not letting go of you. "Of course I love you Thing...more than cakes." You replied with a smile which made him laugh adorably.
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As you hugged onto each other, the s*x scene came on which made Thingamajig blush and scoot in his seat,crossing his legs and he felt uncomfortably hard between the legs,blushing beneath his fluffy green fur. He never properly knew about them birds and the bees' as a young child but this made his squirm in his seat. You noticed and smiled mischievously.
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"Hey Thing." You asked innocently whilst you observed Thingamajig's expressions closely,noting how he shuffled in his seat and would cross his thicc thighs to hide the obvious bulge forming between his legs with no success. "Let's go have some fun upstairs." You purred to him,moving your hands all over him which caused him to yelp and fall off the chair. "Ouch." He muttered,rubbing his head. You lead him up the stairs towards the bedroom and pinned him down to the bed,which made him Yelp in surprise before being interrupted by his own moans as you kissed and nipped him all over,slowly moving your hand downwards towards the area in between his legs,which were shaking violently. "J-just....please be c-careful." He begged,spreading both legs apart for you as you unbuttoned his pants,pulling them down so that you could easily pull down his boxers with your teeth.
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He panted heavily whilst eyeing you moving between his legs as you began sucking him off. Thingamajig shrieked in pleasure,throwing his head back and also arching his back from the sheer pleasure. You smirked as you continued to suck him off,grabbing his thighs which had spread out even further than before. "Gaahhh,f-faster!" Thingamajig panted,eyes scrunched shut and his tongue lolled out of his mouth,feeling nothing more than pure ecstasy and euphoria.
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*Some Time Later...*
Thingamajig lay on the bed,panting heavily as you sat on his lap,covered in his sticky juices after you'd make him cum up to a total of 7 times. "That wasn't so bad was it Thing?" You asked innocently,puppy eyes glowing at him. He stared down at you,still panting heavily as he shakily pushed his glasses back in place.