Randomness #20

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*Turtle is covered in a white bedsheet pretending to be a ghost but he falls over*

Turtle:OW!!

Rhino:Who's there?!

Turtle:Nobody f*ck off!!!


*Poodle chases Rottweiler across the room but he locks himself in the bathroom*

Poodle:I have to pee!

*She looks around her to see Frog,Hippo and Robot trying to agitate her more with water*

Poodle:😰😰


*Pharaoh stands at the front of the classroom as Queen Bee is looking for a class partner*

Pharaoh:Who'll partner up with this young lady??

*Hedgehog rises his paw but UK! Unicorn beats him*

UK! Unicorn:I'll take her-

*Hedgehog angrily kicks him in the gut and makes him fall to the ground before facing Queen Bee sweetly*

Hedgehog:I'll take her

UK! Unicorn:😵😵😵


*UK! Butterfly is sat beside Hedgehog who is comforting her*

UK! Butterfly:I can't believe he cheated on me.

Hedgehog:🤬🤬...HE DID WHAT?!

*Some Time Later...*

*UK! Butterfly answers her phone*

UK! Butterfly:Hello???

UK! Tree:I want you back

UK! Butterfly:What changed your mind?

*Hedgehog angrily and violently holds a sharpened hacksaw to Tree's neck*

UK! Tree:😰...N-nothing!!


*White Tiger is sat on the couch but he is a crying blubbering mess,tears pouring from his eyes*

Thingamajig:I-I got video games we can play-

*The video games are slapped out of his hand*

White Tiger:NO!! 😭😭

*Thingamajig panics and grabs Night Angel*

Thingamajig:How about Night Angel?

*This immediately makes White Tiger smile again before he and Night Angel are skipping down the sidewalk*

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