Randomness #12

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*Frog and Llama are chilling out in the lounge and notice a passed out White Tiger*

Frog:Yo is that guy sleeping or dead??

Llama:Hopefully dead I hated that guy.

Frog:Yeah so did I

*This makes White Tiger wake up and he looks angry,flipping the middle finger at them both*

White Tiger:First of all,f*ck you guys!

Frog & Llama:😐😐


Black Widow:What's your favourite position?

Thingamajig:Quarterback

Black Widow:No,I mean in bed

Thingamajig:Why would I play football in bed?


Peacock:Saturday night and I got no plans,imma sit at home and yell at the moon

Peacock:GET OUT OF THE SKY!!!

Astronaut on the moon:😑😑


Ice Cream:When I was in the third grade-

*The buzzing of his phone interrupts him*

Ice Cream:I have a text message,I have friends?!

*Ice Cream lets out an excited scream*

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