Masked Singer UK & USA Headcanons And Random Stuff And Oneshots

Drunken Fun (UK & USA Masks)

Duck and Rabbit both walked into the building together along with Chameleon,Kitty,Frog and Butterfly (USA) after going bowling as a fun little group since it was their night off from performing on the stage. "I had so much fun at the bowling alley with you guys." Rabbit laughed with a little twitch which made Duck playfully roll her eyes before stroking his long ele are with one of her fluffy wings. "I had fun too,let's get a drink of hot chocolate and marshmallows to relax for the night then." Duck suggested before she let out a happy quack. The others nodded at her idea to relax.
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Just as they entered the main party room,they all froze in complete shock,beer bottles,soda cans and all booze bottles littered the floor as music blared but not too loud. The rest of the group were utterly drunk out of their minds. "How the hell did they drink all this booze?!" Butterfly asked in pure disbelief,her mouth hung open. Rhino looked towards them,his face red and scowling..." THERE'S NOT ENOUGH BOOZE...WE NEED MORE BOOZE!" He slurred loudly,hiccuping as he spoke. Bear had also been with the group and she looked on at her tall lover in shock,not realising what was happening. Lion and Leopard sat together as they both laughed despite being drunk out of their minds,chugging down all the champagne they could. "Lion my darling *HIC*,would you be delighted for *HIC* a kiss?" He slurred with a drunken purr,his long tail entwined with hers. Hedgehog sat by himself,he was a crying mess for no reason. "QUEEN BEE DARLING,DON'T LEAVE ME BY MYSELF." He sobbed in a babbling slur...Queen Bee sat with her nocturnal hubby,she too was drunk. "Hedgey *HIC* I'm right here." She cooed and almost stumbled because of her tipsy state. Duck facepalmed in utter frustration before noticing that Panda,the most innocent of the masks, was also drunk,cross-legged and drinking two bottles of whiskey,pretending to be an aeroplane. "Hahahaha,this is fun." She laughed in her tipsy state,her black and white fur bright red.
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The sober masks attempted to get through the room of their drunk friends,trying not to puke at the reeking smell of booze and other alcohol, gasping in pure horror as they had spotted Thingamajig hunched over,puking into a bucket,all whilst hiccuping and weakly laughing. "Oh no,you too?!" Rabbit said in despair,feeling sad at the second innocent one of the group. Queen Bee stumbled over towards Rabbit,attempting to stroke his fluffy white ears,but got punched upside the back of her head,causing her to fall to the ground... this made the drunken Hedgehog sob even louder as he grabbed onto his unconscious wifey. "Why *HIC* she's my wifey...why did you do that,why did you do that?!" He hiccuped and slurred whilst sobbing