[Fixing Chapter 5 and up] One in a Billion (Male Neko Reader)

L Chapter 5: Meme Becomes Reality

(Remastered A/N: Starting here are the legacy legacy chapters. I couldn't bother to change their names. Those of you who didn't know, Maya is Jaiden, and Hartmen is Damien.)

Might as well make the dialogue clear,

"Thoughts"

"Speaking"

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"MICHAEL FREAKING STOP WINNING!" Lily shouts in a combination of a pout and anger "I thought alcohol would make your worse, not better!"

"You see bud, the way it works is that the more I drink, the more my confidence rises, but when I lose one match it tanks down a hill, you gotta wait for THAT part" Michael says calmly while kneeing Pikachu off the stage

"FRICK!"

"You two doing alright?" I ask as I walk through the dorm room door "When I came to unlock the door I heard screaming- and your playing Smash, and I see five bottles under the table, and it smells like alcohol" I say while wincing at the stench "What are you guys even doing with the five..." I look under the table to look at the bottles "...Soju bottles?" I say, wondering on what the heck they were doing while I was gone

"Alright so we are playing Smash and whoever wins drinks. I'm trying to get Michael drunk so that I can win, BUT HE'S GETTING BETTER!" she half shouts the last part as I unveil my cat features to the dorm.

"Lily your not gonna win even if I'm drunk" Michael says as he freaking YEETS Pikachu off the stage "And another win for me" Michael says as he tries to hug Lily

"Drink more! Michael drink moreee!!!!!!" Lily complains as she reaches for the Soju bottle to give to Michael "DRINK!" she says, commanding Michael to take another sip "He just finished 5 Soju bottles, yet he is getting better" Lily says to me "If I don't win once I'm gonna throw this thing out the window"

"Well crap Lily guess we're buying a new switch" Michael says confidently while choosing Ganondorf

"Why Ganondorf?" Lily asks

"Because." Michael responds, finishing it at 'because'

Pikachu jumps around Ganondorf as Michael tries to land a hit on her

"Playing Ganon compared to Falcon is extremely different" Michael says, mostly to himself

"Yea because you don't have that much movement?" Michael hums in response to Lily's answer

"Got dat doe" He says as he does an F Smash, sending Lily off the arena

"DAMMIT!"

Time Skip brought to you by Michael saying 'Homie Stock' and jumping off the edge every time Lily fails a recovery

"Cool, now we have a drunk Lily on our hands that wants to go to 'Cheese Land' " I think to myself, wondering what to do with Lily "Michael, you can take care of this, right..?" I ask, unsure

"Please, if I can deal with Lily's murder bots I can deal with-" Michael then gets cut off by Lily lightly headbutting him in the chest, no, she is not resting in the chest, it actually gave Michael pain. Both mentally and physically. "-this" He says as he carries the drunken Lily to her bed

"Well have fun with that Michael, I'll go get me some snacks" I say while heading towards the pantry "What to have, what to have..." I comb through the pantry and find (favorite snack) "Score!" I shout in my head as I begin opening the packaging. I was about to enjoy myself until I heard a knock at the front door "FBI Open Up" I say in my head, amusing myself while putting on my hat from earlier and tucking my tail in, little did I know that that exact situation wouldn't be so amusing.

"Hello, do you know of a (Y/N) (L/N)?" One of the FREAKING FBI SAID TO ME. THE FREAKING FBI.

"Your talking to them" I respond

"Alright well we are going to need you to come with us" he says in a demanding tone

Quickly thinking back on what I've done to get the FBI on me, I got nothing in mind, fearing that I missed something I asked them about my concerns "Why am I being taken exactly?"

"Classified" the man responds, almost too quickly

Not wanting to get hurt more than needed or get on their bad side, I just allowed for what to happen to happen, which might just be one of the worst mistakes of my life, because none that I have done have gotten me chased by the FBI. Very, very, VERY short list.

~Flashback~

"I MADE A TOASTER MADE OF TOAST!" I shout as I marvel at my 'invention'. It's just a toaster covered with toast with more toast coming out of it.

"I have to admit, that's dumber than Lily's inventions" Michael says to me "And that says a lot"

~End of flashback

"Oh yea that's right, I made that abomination" I think back, as I shudder silently "Bad memories, bad bad memories, never thought you could be arrested for that, let alone the FBI..." I began to get lost in thought until I realize again that I'm currently in a prisoner transport to god knows where. "Interesting chain of events, I should write a book about this" I think to myself, writing a mental note for later. "Well this isn't going to end for another like 5-10 minutes, might as well think on how the story is gonna go with all this 'free time' "

(A/N: Alright Yes, I know, that long of a wait for less than 1000 words. What can I say? okay that's actually a lot, well, from my standards. Have a good day readers, clocking in at 928 words)