𝘽𝙉𝙃𝘼 𝙭 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 | ᴼⁿᵉˢʰᵒᵗˢ & ˢᶜᵉⁿᵃʳⁱᵒˢ

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I. Midoriya 🥦

🥦: (Y/N)?
★: You're drunk, aren't you Izuku?
🥦: Uh, yeah.
★: Stay where you are, I'll pick you up.
🥦: NOoo! Don't lev mi (Y/N).
★: I won't, just stay where you are Izuku.
🥦: (Y/N)?
★: Yeah?
🥦: Why is the bush on fire?
★: IZUKU!

K. Bakugo 💥

💥: Hey
★: Katsuki, what's up?
💥: I'm at peeckachu's house.
★: Uh, what? Do you mean Kaminari?
💥: Hhrjejfufuiek
★: OMG, YOU'RE DRUNK AREN'T YOU?
💥: Jkeisdicuuwsud
★: Hm, I should take advantage of this situation. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
💥: *sshole, just picc meu yup.
★: Foine. ;(

S. Todoroki ❄🔥

❄🔥: (Y/N).
★: Yes?
❄🔥: Why can I see three (Y/N)'s?
★: Lmao what?
❄🔥: There are three of you
★: Omg maybe it's a villain?!
❄🔥: No
★: So, uh, you're drunk then?
❄🔥: Think so
★: I'll come over
❄🔥: The wOrLd iS spiNniNg
★: Hold on Shoto, I'm comin'!
❄🔥: NNNnOOo THeY'rE eAtinG tHe DoG!

D. Kaminari ⚡

⚡: (Y/N), I placed my pet turtle in the fridge.
★: OMG KAMINARI?!
⚡: It was breathing heavily, so I thought that it was feeling hot.
★: TAKE IT OUT!
⚡: Why?
★: OMG JUST DO IT!
⚡: Ok ay
★: Is it out of the fridge?
⚡: It's not breathing
★: OmG I'm srsly coming over
⚡: Wait
★: What?
⚡: It was actually cabbage all along
★:...

E. Kirishima 🦈

★: Hey Eijiro, just wanted to check if you're doing okay.
🦈: Why?
★: Lmao, you were crying a lot earlier.
🦈: Why?
★: You thought that Bakugo was a sponge, so yeah, you cried a lot.
🦈: Why?
★: Because the sponge wasn't moving and you thought that Bakugo was dead.
🦈: Why?
★:...
🦈: Why?
★: Y'know what, I'm coming over again to pick you up.
🦈: Why?