121 - Where's My Juul??

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Hey, have you guys seen my juul? I, like, literally just had it in my hand. Like, you gave it back to me, right?. I let you hit my JUUL and then you gave it back to me? You didn't take it, did you? You wouldn't do that to me. So, like, have you seen it? Where is it? Seriously, like, where is it? This is not okay. Is that it behind the couch? It's not?? FUCK. I swear to God, bitch, if you stole my fucking juul, I will break each and every one of your goddamn fucking fingers. And if I find that shit, aha, I will fucking ram that shit so far down your throat, you're gonna be fucking coughing up clouds for the next month, you goddamn useless little bitch. Fucking help me find my fucking juul!


Oops! I found it. It was in my pocket this whole time. Sorry, guys! :)






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