Short Stories/Song Lyrics

179 - Boogie Woogie Wu

"The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night. The ravenous, blood-sick creature searches for its sacrifice. Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itselfOnly the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to the darkness from which it came"Boys and girls, it's nighty night time. Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme! It's about The Boogie Woogie Man. Keep your light on as long as you can. When it cuts off, so does your head. Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed. With a shank, he's coming up through the bottom. Little Jimmy? Got 'em.
     "It's the one and only Boogie Man! He creeps, he hides, he sneaks and he slides! If your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed, you're running on stumps motherfucker!" Moonlight fills the room that you sleep in. Things that go bump in the night is me creeping. Ouch! Fuck! I stubbed my toe! If you'd just quit leaving your shit all over the fucking floor... Ah, fuck it. You're dead anyway. I'm gonna leave your head smack dead in the hallway. In the morning, when your daddy walks out, his foots in your mouth thanks to the Boogie Man. Here comes the boogie man! Make way for the boogie man! Mom! Dad!
     "Does the Boogie Man really exist?" Is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch? .....Yes. You fall asleep and you wake up dead with a broken broom sticking out of your forehead. I sing lullabies until you doze off, then tie you down and chew your fucking toes off. Then, I'll spit em out back in your face. Fuck! Wash your feet, bitch! "The world's famous Boogie Woogie Wu will come to you! Slumber parties, sleepovers, intimate nights. No matter what the occasion for the midnight hour, he will gladly come and fuck that shit up!"
     I don't beat women. Fuck that! I'm above it! But I'll cut her fucking neck and think nothing of it. "You didn't know the Boogie Man was a clown. But when you see the Juggla, you're holding your jugular." With a swing, chop, stab, swing, and chop, you're holding your neck together, but your nuts drop. The cops do the best they can. They pull the axe out your face and say, "WaS iT tHe BoOgIe MAn?" Here comes the boogie man! "WhAt WaS hE wEaRiNg?" Make way for the boogie man! Mom! Dad! "Please don't let me fall asleep. The Boogie Man will creep through my window and in my room. He'll stab me with a broken broom! Please don't let me fall sleep. The Boogie Man will creep through my window and in my room Gah-! ცơơɠıɛ ῳơơɠıɛ ῳơơɠıɛ!"
     "It's the incredible, undeadable Boogie Man! Go ahead! Pull the covers over your head and hide under them! He doesn't give a fuck! It'll just make it that much more easier for him to suffocate your face!" There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do. What? You think I'm gonna tell you? "Mom, can you leave the door open a bit?" Thanks for an easy way in, you fucking idiot. I stretch your neck out and play in like a banjo. Do you like that shit, yo? I stretch it out more and fling your head through the wall. It's the Boogie Man, y'all. Here comes the boogie man! Make way for the boogie man! Mom! Dad!

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