Undertale Zodiac

A/N : Sorry

So I'm discontinuing this book because I've lost all motivation for it. I plan on starting a new book in the future.

Also what's below was a chapter in my random stuff book (not worth checking out). I decided to move it over here. It was titled "Dark Sans Crack". This is what boredom in the middle of the night does to me.

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Info) Most of these are inspired by incorrect quotes, however some are mine.

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Horror) If I cut off my leg and swing it at you. Am I hitting or kicking you?

Dust) You'd probably mentally scar me more than anything.

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Nightmare) In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Killer) Hey X.
X) Hmm... *Looks up from Phone*
Killer) How tall are you?
X) *Exaggerated Offend Gasp*
Killer) *Extremely Proud*
Nightmare) *Trying not to Laugh*

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X) I. Want. Chocolate!
Cross) X.
X) *Puppy Eyes* Please~
Cross) ... *Sigh* Fine.
X) Yay!!
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Cross and X are about to leave.
Rosette) Where you two going?
X) To get chocolate!
Cross) *Nods*
Rosette) Mind if I tag along?
Cross) Not at all.
Error) *From the kitchen* DON'T LET HER DRIVE!!
Rosette) *Obviously annoyed*
Cross) *Confused* Okay...
X) *Well aware as to why*

[Fact about Rosette: She gets really bad road rage.]

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Red) The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!

Viper) The only honest things I can say are insults.

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Blood) Your shoe laces are untied.

Red) I'm aware. It's a choice.

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X/Rosette) You're never gonna get rid of me.
Cross/Error) Well, I definitely hope so.
X/Rosette) I'm gonna haunt you even after your death.
Cross/Error) *Laughing* Isn't that a bit on the next level?

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You're not wrong, but please stop talking. - Nightmare

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Viper) I have faith in you.

Killer) *Genuinely Confused* Why?

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I need to step outside... for some air... and I will not be back for many days. - Nightmare/Viper

When Dust, Killer, Horror, Blood, Cross, X, Red, and Rosette are being more chaotic than normal, and Error isn't there.

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Error) You know, when Blueberry comes over, Viper can get a little...

Red) Psycho?
Lust) Scary?
Blood) Drunk?
Error) All three.

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Nightmare) Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Error) *Sighing* Red's...
Red) Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Killer/Dust) *Wiping away a tear* Inspirational.

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Rosette) I'm friendly. I'm loyal. I'm energetic. I... I just described a dog, didn't I.

Lust) Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

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Cross) Killer, we need to think. How do we usually get out of these messes?
Killer) We don't. We just make a bigger one that cancels out the first one.
X) *Nodding in agreement*

*Later*

Killer) *Tied to the top of a tree that appears to have been burned*

Cross) *Covered in mud and glitter*
See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.

Rosette) *Also covered in mud, glitter, and an unidentified substance*
I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally walk over to your rooms and smack you.

X) *Laughing, but also crying; Appears to have been on fire*
Rosette) Let's go...
Killer) *Still in the tree* Hey! What about me?!
Rosette) ...
X) *Just crying now*
Cross) ... *Picks X up*
Rosette) Once I get Killer out of the tree.

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I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals. -Horror/Dust/Blood

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Red) *Breaking Blood out of prison* This is the sweetest, most justified kidnapping I have ever seen.
Blood) How many have you seen?
Red) About seven or so.

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So I posted this and then remember the soulmate AU chapter. So here are the people I put as your soulmates.

♈ Aries🌟 x Ink

♉ Taurus🌟 x Geno

♊ Gemini🌙 x Dream

♋ Cancer🌙 x Nightmare 

♌ Leo🌟 x Blueberry

♍ Virgo🌙 x Viper

♎ Libra🌙 x Lust

♏ Scorpio🌙 x Dust

♐ Sagittarius🌟 x Death

♑ Capricorn🌟 x Honey

♒ Aquarius🌙 x X!Chara

♓ Pisces🌟 x Error