"Yeah, ooo, ooo-oh
Look at her
She's a bad mama jama
Just as fine as she can be
She's a bad mama jama
Just as fine as she can be
Her body measurements
Are perfect in every dimension
She's got a figure
That's sho 'nuff payin' attention
She's poetry in motion
Beautiful sight to see
I get so excited
Viewing her anatomy"
-Carl Carlton "She's a Bad Mama Jama (She's built, She's stacked)"
Meanwhile in C.F Treetops...
"Hello everybody! I just want to say, this is a special day for this very city in the trees. As you know that this day is when the 1st annual running derby around the territory? We'll be starting at high noon; So pack your bags get some water, and show up here-"
The crowd scattered.
"-Alright then." Asmic sighed.
"Hi there Asmic~"
"HOLY COW!" He dropped the mic. "Man, that was my favorite microphone."
"Sorry about that, do you have time for something I need to test?" Jandel held a item.
"I have time. What do you need for me to test?"
"This right here."
"And what is that." He questioned the square shaped discoball.
"It's supposed to be something that shrinks things."
"So you want me to press this button?"
"Mhm. But press it slowly..."
"Like this?"
The machine glowed and sparkled. Soon enough, it released a gas.
A minute later...
"Ow my head..." He stood up, but something felt very off.
"Jandel? Where are you Jandel?"
"I'm right here." She looked at him. "Why are you so close?"
"Why am I so close? I never stood right here."
"Neither have I."
They tried to part ways...
"What the-" Jandel looked down; just to notice that their bodies where combined. "Okay. Asmic don't overreact about the situation we're in."
"Overreact? What do you mean by that?"
"Both of our torso has kinda-"
"Kinda what?"
"-How do I say this?"
"How do you say what?"
"Merged together as one."
"You're telling me, that our bodies are one entity?"
"Don't freak out! I can fix this!"
"I'm actually glad that we're together."
"Wait wait wait! Usually you'd freak out and panic. Oh... I see why you're happy. And I don't like the looks of it!" She inched her neck far from his.
"What? Are you scared or something?" He grinned slightly.
"Asmic no."
"Why not?"
"Don't you even try it."
"C'mon, just give me a little kiss~"
"NO!"
Their bodies walked offstage to where nobody could see them...
"Please?" He'd gotten closer.
"I don't want to-"
"Pretty please?"
"Asmic, I already said no."
"You're no fun." He pouted.
"Anyways, we need to find a way to get our own bodies back in time for the running derby."
"So, how are we supposed to do that?"
"Simple! We just find the supplies to recreate the merging gas and cause it to split us up."
"I understood the last part. The first part not so much. If we walk into a public store and pay for the things, wouldn't they just become suspicious of us?"
"That's why we need a disguise."
"Or we can have someone do it for us!"
Ahahahhahahahah...
"No way I'm doing your chores." He shook his head.
"Please Hasmic?"
"No!"
"I'll give you everything you want~"
"Hmmmmmmmm.... everything you say? Deal!"
"Great! So all you need to get is..."
"I think Hasmic can figure it out. If he takes the cube then the parts are easy to find." She handed him the box. "And don't drop it!"
"I'll do my best!" The hologram saluted then went off on his 'journey'.
"So that's taken care of. Now what do we do in the meantime?" Jandel said.
"I might have an idea-"
"If it involves kissing then no."
"-kissing? What pfffttt no way!"
"Then what do you have in mind."
"Actually, nevermind."
"That's what I thought."
"Do we have to stand here?" Asmic groaned.
"Yes! If we walk anywhere else then everyone will see us."
"Nobody seemed to care when we were out in the open."
"Possibly because they was getting ready for the running derby." Jandel looked at the sun. "And it's almost high noon."
"Speaking about the running derby, Hasmic should've been here right now."
"I have the stuff!" Hasmic lifted the bag of metal, screws, wire, water, and a few more things.
"What took you so long?"
"Remember when you said that I can do anything?"
"Yeah..."
"I decided to eat Asmics special snacks of fruit."
"By snacks you mean my healthy food for my diet?"
"That was healthy?! No wonder my stomach is upset!" Hasmic gagged.
"Wait eat? I never knew you can eat." He tilted his head.
"I never knew either."
End...
-It's beginning to look alot like Halloween up in here.
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