[BOOK 1 OF THE CFSR&B SERIES]
This story is about how there is more tribes, but then they realised that they looked like the funk trolls. Different looks, beats, music, singing, etc.
Living at the very far end of the funk territory lives cosmic funk...
Get up and groove to this wild beat! None of us wanna be alone. So get on your feet! This is your new paradise! C'mon and roll the dice! (Man, I rolled a four.) (I rolled six) (I got eight!) You're doing great! Now put some food on your plate! (Why are you always hungry?) (Nah I'm always in the cosmos~) (How about a train?) (Don't forget about boulders!)
Asmic! Jandel! Kar! And Nox!
Now come inside this Soul paradox! (Don't forget about rocks!)
!!!BOOM!!!
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Meanwhile in Soul train...
"Big afro!"
"Short legs!"
"No neck!"
"No brain!"
"ENOUGH YOU TWO! At first it was funny. But now it's just down right annoying. I can see why Cosmic Funk is the rope holding you together." A grey and orange troll snapped.
Kar and Ox both stopped bickering.
"Thank you! Can we please get to the discussion."
"Jagged is right. We need to get the plan rolling." Kar said.
"I know I'm right. That's why I'm here. Contemporary R&B is smarter than R&B for sure."
"Okay then smart stuff. What's the plan?"
"The plan? That's easy! It's... uh... I forgot."
Ox face palms. "We've been over this. I'm your counterpart like you said, and more stupid than you. Yet I can actually remember things better AND make sense. You just spit out whatever comes first. We are the SAME TROLL! Contemporary R&B is still R&B but leans more to the multi genre side. For instance, you can mix in Funk, Pop, Rock, Hip-Hop, Afro/Cosmic, WHATEVER! So basically we will always be the same level about of stupid but I will always come out top dog. Now shall I repeat that AGAIN?"
Jagged shook his head.
"Continue Kar."
"Wow that's smart. The plan is to celebrate Asmic and Jandels children-"
"WAIT THEY HAD CHILDREN?!"
"Yes Ox, they did have children."
"And how do you know that?"
"It's a long story. Now I'm going to continue before you both interrupt me AGAIN. We need to set it up somewhere in the treetops. Who can we ask to help us out?"
