[BOOK 1 OF THE CFSR&B SERIES]
This story is about how there is more tribes, but then they realised that they looked like the funk trolls. Different looks, beats, music, singing, etc.
Living at the very far end of the funk territory lives cosmic funk...
-Before we begin, I just wanna say that because the Halloween Special is cancelled THIS year, wait until NEXT year for this book:
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F S R & B ! Get up and groove to this wild beat! None of us wants to be alone! So get on your feet! This will be you new paradise! C'mon and roll the dice! (Man, I rolled a four.) (I rolled a six.) (I have eight!)
You're doing great! Now put some food on your plate! (Why are you always hungry?) (Nah man I'm always in the cosmos~) (How about on a train.) (And don't forget about boulders!) ('Ight.)
Asmic! Jandel! Kar! And Nox!
Now come inside this Soul paradox! (Don't forget about rocks!)
!!!BOOM!!!
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Meanwhile in R&B caverns...
"Fresh new jacket, check. New hat, check."
...
Ox stood in his bathroom staring at his reflection. "Definitely need to shave."
*BEEP BEEP*...
*BEEP BEEP*...
"When did I get a alarm clock- I mean; Neat! A alarm clock!" He looked at the time. "And seems like it says that my meet up with Rene is right now."
After ten seconds of thinking, he finally realized that he's late.
"HOLY COW I'M LATE!"
So Ox rushed down the stairs, going to and fro, grabbing his mints then away he go.
"My keys! I can't go anywhere without my-"
YOU CAN GET YOUR KEYS LATER! Right now we have an important place to get to!...
"Who said that?!"
Your subconscious...
"Well I'll have you know that I need my keys to move the rake!"
And I'll have you know that I can make yourself feel pain!...
"Oh yeah? Try me then!"
Soon enough, he punched himself in the... sack. "DEAR LORD!"
Yeah! You better cry out to the lord!...
"Okay okay! I'll go straight to the swamp then!"
Hmph! You better go straight to the swamp!...
Ox then waddled his way out of his yard.
"Yo King Nox!"
"How are you doing King?"
"OH MY GOD HE'S SO COOL!"
"Hello civilians of R&B caverns! Don't mind me, I'm just heading off to a nice date!" After this speech, his mouth snapped shut.
I thought that you needed a little help with announcing it!...
He'd then looked at all of the crowds chattering among themselves.
Meanwhile in Soul Train...
"BINGO!"
"Won again I see."
"Of course I did. Plus it's much more fun when you're with parents."
"Ahem."
Kar winced a little. "I forgot about what happened to dad. So make that parent."
"You look just like your father." Simone laid one hand on Kars face. "And short-tempered just like him."
"I think I look more like you than him."
"Probably the nose, but the stiff shoulders- especially your frown -is just like him."
Kar smiled a little. "I do have stiff shoulders. Don't I?"
"Indeed you do."
...
Meanwhile in C.F. treetops...
(I have nothing for them here so.... why?))
End...
-Like I said in the previous chapters, this book has a total of 67 chapters so it'll get rushed a bit. Not to mention I spent my whole lunch time (3 days) to make this chapter some how... I have issues alright? Sorry for the "BE PREPARED" chapters. They stunk the whole room. Not to mention my writing was a bit off there... why?
