[BOOK 1 OF THE CFSR&B SERIES]
This story is about how there is more tribes, but then they realised that they looked like the funk trolls. Different looks, beats, music, singing, etc.
Living at the very far end of the funk territory lives cosmic funk...
T R O L L S M A S ! Be ready for what's coming next! Its nearing it's end! But don't you worry. When the book ends; There's going to be more! HIT THE FLOOR! ("What?") ("Did it just say hit the floor-") (*CLANG!*)
ASMIC! JANDEL! KAR! AND NOX!
Tweedle-dee-dum Now look who showed up! ("PREPARE TO MEET YOUR END, STARCHILD!")
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Meanwhile...
"You're telling me, we're not going back?"
"Practically that's what I'm saying." Gust said.
Ox's face expression showed a emotion that could render as sadness. "Dang. I don't even know where to start...."
"Seems like this is our new home." Kar said under her breath. "A home away from home."
"No more good times."
"No more trying to kill Ox with Asmic and Jandel..."
"Today was supposed to be Trollsmas eve! But now, it's nothing..."
Ram wipes away a tear running down his face. "I can't take it anymore."
"Can't take what?" Lil' Puma questioned.
"Can we try to help them?" He sobbed. "Like, take them home as pets?"
"Pets?! These are grown trolls!"
"Yeah, yet you don't say anything when I leave cat food out for you!" Gust joined in. "It costs way too much."
"That's..." Lil' Puma was embarrassed. "That's because I clean the webs from your abdomen."
Ram looked at Gust in Disgust. "Why?"
"I can't wipe back there."
He crossed his arms. "I don't have enough time talking about someone who I haven't seen ever since the cringy chapters."
Ox sat on the ground with Kar, and together they made puppy dog eyes.
"Please, Puma?" Ram pleaded. "Look at them! They're innocent!"
"She's not innocent. Kar almost killed me with ice once-"
