Chp 30: BE PREPARED! (2)

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Recap...
Nox and the gang crawls through the vents, only to bump into Spiderroaches.

Meanwhile...

"LET GO OF ME! LET IT GO!" Ox screamed.

The Spiderroaches squirmed as they flew everywhere.

"I GOTCHA BRO!" Lil' Puma started swatting around at the swarm.

A little later...

"Note to self, DON'T use your hand to swat a Spiderroach." Lil' Puma shook the excess of the Spiderroaches off.
"My watch almost stopped when one flew in like a falcon cawing."

"Wait they caw? I thought they said ruff."

He nodded.
"Of course they caw! They go CAW CAW CAW CA-"

*Footstep*...

*Footstep*...

*Footstep*...

"Oh no."

"Talkin' about trippin', I heard that the boss was going to have us on cleaning duty!" Guard #1 said.

"Cleaning duty?! I have somewhere to be, and it's not on a date with the toilets." Guard #2 exclaimed.

"I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO THE DUNGEON!" Lil' Puma dives into a bush.

1 second has passed...

2 seconds has passed...

3 seconds has passed...

"I don't wanna go back to the dungeon he says. How are we supposed to duck down like you?" Ox pointed to him and the *Ahem* King and Queen of long necks.
"Holy cow I'm just realizing how tall you are. Like sheeeeeezh almost as tall as me!"

1 minute has passed...

*Footstep*...

*Footstep*...

*Footstep*...

*Footstep*

*End of footsteps*...

"Hey Frank, were those bushes always been trimmed like that?" Guard #2 asked.

"Maybe the guys who were put on bush duty did those three."

Guard #1 poked the first one.
"Feels so realistic!"

"CAW CAW! CAW CAW! CAW CAW! CAW CAW!"

The two froze and started backing away.

"Did it just caw at us?"

"Seems kinda scooby-doo."

"CAW CAW CAW CAW!" It started moving it's arms.

"AW HECK NAW!"

"I changed my mind, dating the toilets sounds good to me!"

"RUH-ROH RHAGGY!"

"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE SCOOB!"

Guard #1 and #2 ran away in zigzag patterns screaming.
"HAUNTED BUSH!"

"And that's what you get for touching my face!" Ox huffed.

"Don't you think that was a tad much?" Poppy asked.

"Don't worry Poppy, those two had it coming. You can't have too much caw caws."

"And you can't have too much mint leaves."

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