[BOOK 1 OF THE CFSR&B SERIES]
This story is about how there is more tribes, but then they realised that they looked like the funk trolls. Different looks, beats, music, singing, etc.
Living at the very far end of the funk territory lives cosmic funk...
Get up and groove to this wild beat! Nobody wants to be alone! So get on your feet! This will be your new paradise! Come on and roll the dice! (Man I rolled a four.) (I rolled six.) (I have eight!) You're doing great! Now put some food on your plate! (Why are you always hungry?) (Nah I'm always in the cosmos~) (How about a train?) (And don't forget about boulders!)
Asmic! Jandel! Kar! And Nox!
Now come inside this Soul paradox! (Don't forget about rocks!)
!!!BOOM!!!
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Meanwhile at the edge of C.F. treetops...
"OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!"
("Now if you're wondering, what's going on here? Let's go back to the beggining shall we?")
SUPER FAST NARRATION IS KEY TO THIS HAHAHAHAHAHHA! Jk jk we're not going to do that, but we are going to start from the beggining.
Meanwhile in R&B caverns...
"Thank you everybody for showing! I would like to say this is very important to us." Jagged gulped. "I don't know if they would like it or not. But we will try to make this the best time of their lives! Or as how Asmic would say it, 'Make sure it stays funky. But most importantly, make sure it stays in the cosmos!'"
All the leaders just looked at eachother with surprised expressions.
"Before we introduce our wingman, does anyone have ideas to make the party more... what's the word... better?"
"..."
"No?"
"..."
"Okaaaayyyyyy...."
He then made room for Tyrus. Who didn't show until...
"OOF!" Tyrus fell trom above.
"Ooooo that's gotta hurt..."
"Ahem! I'm alright! The roof just collapsed from below me!" He stood up. "When we get there, I'll tell you the rest of the details about the swamp." ("SHHHHHH don't tell Tyrus he's bad at explaining things.")