*One more time plays*
"ONE MORE TIME-""NO BARB YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR STRING!"
"Yes I can little mermaid and that fish she carries with her. And you CAN'T stop me!"
*Plot twist, he stops her**Girls just wanna have- Ahem I mean Trolls just wanna have fun play in the background*
"I woke up-"
[R.I.P. Poppy. 2016-2020. Died by becoming a helicopter and falling from 37 feet in the air.]
...
"Guy you are a guy how can you have a child-"
"This child is MY son Tiny Diamond."
"Goo goo ga ga. I look like my Da Da."
"HOW AND WHO IS THE MOTHER OF THIS CHILD?!"
"NOBODY IS GOING ON THE FACT THAT DJ SUKI ISN'T HERE?!"
"IS SHE THE MOTHER OF HIM?!"
"BIGGIE HUSH!"
"OH MY GOD!"
"WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?!"
"THE FACT THAT THERE'S A CHARACTER NAMED LEGSLY CONCERNS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
"POPPYHELPTHERE'SABATAFTERMEANDIDON'TTHINKIT'SFRIENDLYHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Instead of asking wtf we are doing, you MUST see this fast forward."
FAST FORAWARD...
"Poppy, there are more tribes than you know of because I am bad parental control."
"GaSp how many?!"
"Can you stfu for once I'm trying to explain jesus christ. Oh wait. I forgot because I'm getting old."
10 minutes later....
"Branch you will come with me on this FaBuLoUs JoUrNeY."
"But-"
"SHHHHH mah child we need to make broppy canon RIGHT NOW!"
Few seconds with Cooper...
"You know what, since Poppy and Branch are gone I'm going to run away to see who is the true family I possess relationship with."
Next day...
"BIGGIE YOU ATE ALL OF OUR FOOD?!"
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Trolls: CFSR&B
Fanfiction[BOOK 1 OF THE CFSR&B SERIES] This story is about how there is more tribes, but then they realised that they looked like the funk trolls. Different looks, beats, music, singing, etc. Living at the very far end of the funk territory lives cosmic funk...