Chp 17: B-Day mistake?

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"Bounce

Rock, skate
Roll, bounce
Rock, skate
Roll, bounce
Rock, skate

Roll, bounce
Rock, skate
Roll, bounce
Rock, skate
Roll, bounce
Rock, skate

Rollerskaters celebrate the disco way
Give your feet the freedom
Lets bounce today
Rollerskaters one in front
And one behind
Bounce left bounce right
Its disco time
There ain't no stoppin'
Keep on rockin' to the end of the groove
This funky kinda music simply
Makes you wanna move"
-Vaughn Mason & Crew "Bounce, Rock, Skate, Roll."

Meanwhile in R&B caverns...

"So, we know why we're all here?"

"Are we here because of Asmics birthday?"

"Yep. Now since you're Asmics best friend we'll ask you what his favorite things are." Jandel crossed her arms like some sort of villain. "What's the flavor of cake he always liked?"

"Geez that's a hard one. If I'm correct, the last time his birthday came around it was those Doodle berry shortcake."

"Doodle berry shortcake?"

"Mhm."

"You mean the berries that grow next to the snapping plants?" Kar shuttered just thinking about it.

"Snapping plants... oh! You mean those gross looking things! They are mean, green, snapping machines."

"Next up. What is his favorite stuff animal?"

"Stuff- animal?" Kar snorted.

"You didn't know that he likes stuffed animals?"

"I did! But it's been quite awhile since I saw him with any."

"Hush woman! The favorite stuffed toy is probably a Disco dog."

"A Disco dog. Alright. We all should know what he needs for his birthday."

"Vinyls" The group said in union.

"You Cosmic Funk trolls use waayyy too much Vinyls and electricity." Ox spun in a full circle in his chair.

"I'm surprised that Ox is smart now."

"You know why Kar? It's because I'm BIG BRAIN when I'm in a cave."

"If you both are done talking, we should go ahead and get the berries."

"OH HECK NO! WE'RE GOING NEAR THOSE THINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKY!" Kar stood out of her chair.

"Are you chicken?" He teased.

"Oh shut it Ox."

56 minutes later...

"Are we there yet?" Ox groaned.

"For the 5th time, we're not there yet!"

"Wait... do you smell that?"

"Smell what?"

Kar smelt the air. "Smells like rotten tomatoes and... Doodle berries!"

"So you finally overcame your fear of the snapping plants."

"What? I didn't overcome my fear and I never will."

"Good thing you didn't."

"Why do you say that?"

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