Sirens

Schemes

6. Schemes To Take Out Teachers Are Always Worth Getting A Goat

The next day in the lobby, the boys were staring at the passing class with jealousy, their arms hanging limp at their sides.

"Come on, you guys are gonna be late for school," Caitlynn says, knocking Logan in the side, sending him tumbling into the others in a hilarious domino effect.

The boys all pop back up, glaring at her.

"Why would you do that? We were in the middle of a Palm Woods school fantasy!" James says, irritated. Caitlynn raises an eyebrow.

"All of you?" The boys all nod with varying degrees of annoyance on their face.

"Mine had pool pie," James says.

"Mine had globe beach balls," Carlos adds excitedly.

Logan pointedly does not share his. Caitlynn regards him with a raised eyebrow but he just looks away awkwardly.

"How are we going to get rid of Mr. Masterpiece?" Kendall asks the group, moving through face them all.

Caitlynn looks at him, confused. "Who?"

"Our teacher is Chris " The Masterpiece " Masters," Carlos explains. Caitlynn shakes her head. "Again, who?"

"A WWE wrestler," Logan elaborates, and Caitlynn's jaw drops. "What the fuck," The boys nod.

"And that is why letting that man take control of your education is a terrible idea."

"We know! We need to get rid of the teacher so we can get out of there!" Kendall exclaims.

Caitlynn frowns in thought. "I'm still on Chris Masters. Why was he the first teacher Gustavo brought in?"

The boys all look to each other and cringe. Seeing this, Caitlynn levels a glare at each of them. "What happened yesterday?"

"We got rid of the first two teachers Gustavo brought in," Carlos blurts.

"We sent one away to Germany to audition for a man band," Logan admits.

"We bribed the other one with Gustavo's Porsche," James says with a grimace.

"And I gave him the idea for Chris Masters," Kendall sighs before looking at her desperately. "So can you help us get rid of him? Please!" He holds his hands together in a plea and the rest of the boys follow.

Caitlynn rolls her eyes and crosses her arms. "Fine." The boys sigh in relief. "But only because I really wanna see where this goes," She laughs.

"So you tricked one, and bribed another. Do you think either of those would work on this guy?" She proposes. Kendall shakes his head. "This dude is untrickable."

"And he's a WWE superstar, so there's nothing we could bribe him with," Logan says. Caitlynn nods before snapping her fingers.

"Gross him out!"

"How would we do that?" James asks.

Kendall gets a devious look on his face. "My mom packed us all clam chowder for lunch today, right?"

Caitlynn wrinkles her nose. "Ew, why?"

Kendall smirks at her and she nods in understanding.

She looks to the other three and they seem to understand as well.

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After sending the boys off to go and torture the wrestling professional, Caitlynn went to Bitters' desk.