The Legendary Book Of Oneshots (Complete)

🍋 The Legendary Crusader - Darkness X Male Reader (Konosuba) (+18) (Req)

YO!

HORNY CRUSADER TIME

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Darkness: "Hey Y/N..."

Y/N: "Yeah?"

Darkness: "What are you doing?"

Stirring a pot, you spent several hours of the day in making a potion that you have been wanting to make for so long. You remembered Megumin helping you pick the ingredients, having to use her explosion magic to get one of the ingredients from a cave, accidentally destroying that cave in the process.

Y/N: "Making a potion."

Darkness: "Interesting... I didn't know you had that kind of skill."

Y/N: "There's a lot you don't know about me."

You added a dragon's eye, then continued to stir, sniffing the liquid.

Y/N: "This, for example, is so that I can get taller."

Darkness; "Don't you like how you look now?"

Y/N: "I guess I do, but I'm starting to feel like a child. Like Megumin."

Megumin: "Who are you calling a child?!"

The arch wizard ran inside the room, reasonably angry and holding her staff ready to do some explosion-ing.

Y/N: "I was kidding. Although, at first glance..."

Megu-kid: "EXPLO—"

Y/N: "Okay okay! I won't talk about you and your short stature behind your back!"

Megumin: "Good! Hmph!"

Pouting, the small arch wizard left with her black cat Chomusuke hissing at you as they both walked away, probably going to make some mountains explode or something.

Y/N: "Like I was saying, I guess it would be nice to be a couple inches taller."

Darkness; "Well Y/N, I appreciate you for who you are."

Y/N: "Thanks Darkness, that's really nice of you."

Darkness, without even realizing it, had started helping you with the potion, handing you materials and doing other things, one of those things being adding the claw of a two-headed rat. Let's just say this ingredient would turn this potion into something completely different.

When you were done, you poured the liquid into a bottle, then let it rest on a shelf, leaving the room with Darkness. What you didn't see happen was that some of the liquid had been consumed by the crusader while you weren't looking.

Darkness: "Do you feel that...?"

Y/N: "Feel what?"

Darkness: "I must be... hallucinating..."

Darkness stared walking very strangely before passing out right in front of you, which made you catch her before she landed on the floor and, struggling because of how much her armor weighted, you carried her to her bedroom.

Y/N: "I don't know what happened, but I have to tell the others—"

Suddenly, Darkness woke up, her eyes having a red shine to them. She started removing her armor and clothing, forcing you down on the bed as she sat on top of you.

Y/N: "What do you think you're—"

Her hands ran down your chest, trying to seduce you as she gently removed your clothes. You weren't going to deny the joy you felt at that moment, but you had to do something to stop her or she might regret it later, if she remembers what is about to happen.