On god, anything be an anime girl nowadays.
The shirt you wear? An anime girl.
Your TV? An anime girl.
Your sleep paralysis demon? An anime girl that wants to sleep with you but is too shy to ask so she just stands in the corner.
P.S.: I hate using fanart because it feels like I'm taking the artist's stuff without their permission (and im too afraid to ask), but since ps5-chan isn't from any anime and doesn't have 'official' art, this all i have 😔
lewd art by: @Dishwasher1910 on twitter
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"Thank you for shopping with us!"
You left the store, eager to try out the new console that had just been released. You told all your friends you could afford enough money for it but they didn't believe you.
You were pretty lazy.
But you somehow managed to pull through and work your ass off on that part-time job and get yourself a PS5, although it was strange how the box was heavier than you could have expected.
Whatever, gaming time.
You got to your apartment and the first thing you did was run to your room, lock the door so no one would interrupt and pulled the console very gently out of the box, admiring its beauty.
Y/N: "This looks fucking amazing."
You turned around to check the bag, seeing the new game you had bought along with the console.
You were too excited to use this beautiful—
"Where... Where am I?"
You must have been going crazy, thinking that someone was in your room talking. You turned around and saw that your PS5 was no longer there, but instead there was a woman with very odd clothing.
Y/N: "What... What happened to my PS5?!"
"PS5? Well, I'm the PS5..."
The girl, even with her extremely sexy body, seemed way too quiet and innocent, as well as kind of dumb, since she had placed the box the console had come with on her head, like a hat.
Y/N: "What do you mean?! The PS5 doesn't have big boobs! Or any boobs!"
The girl touched her breasts, curious as to why you were against them. You then realized something.
Y/N: "Wait, you said you were the PS5. What does that even mean?"
"I am the PS5 means that I am the PS5."
Y/N: "Okay okay, fine. Let's say that I bought a really expensive console that happened to be cursed so it turned into a hot anime girl. How the hell am I supposed to play my games now?"
"Oh. Well, you can insert the disc here."
She placed her hand on her stomach, sliding her finger through it and making a secret compartment appear, which seemed to be where you would insert a disc.
Y/N: "Convenient. Can't you turn back into a console?"
"I am the console. I'm the PS5."
Y/N: "Yeah, I got that part... You know what? Never mind. I would feel bad if I returned you now, so you'll live with me from now on."
You stood up, sighing as you looked at the living PS5 innocently staring at you, slightly tilting her head to the side as if she was waiting for you to say something.
Y/N: "You hungry? Do you even eat?"
"Not really, no. I'm a console."
Y/N: "Right... well, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and then I'll eat something. Wait here."
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