The Legendary Book Of Oneshots (Complete)

🍋 Annoying - Hana Uzaki X Male Reader (Uzaki-Chan) (+18) (Req)

On god I must have been high when making this oneshot, shit's wild lmao.

P.S.: Whats stopping you all from writing stories on wattpad? I'm trying to read something good but i just cant seem to find interesting things to read on this darn website, but I'm sure you all can write some banger stories.

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Y/N: "I'm bored..."

If it weren't for your videogames, you would surely die from boredom, but after playing the same things over and over, you had absolutely nothing to do. Fortunately, for you, someone was outside your apartment and was ready to rescue you from your dull life.

The doorbell rings, then someone knocks on the door, then it rings again, then the knock. An unsettling rhythmic effect that immediately told you who it was.

Y/N: "Great..."

You opened the door and saw your best friend, Hana Uzaki, wearing her iconic "Sugoi Dekai" shirt and a skirt. Her bright smile always made your day better, even if she was a nuisance afterwards.

Hana: "Hello Senpai! How are you?"

Y/N: "What are you doing here, Uzaki?"

Hana: "I'm here to help you because I had a dream that you were going to spend the weekend alone, so I'm here to make sure that doesn't happen!"

Y/N: "You have weird dreams."

Hana: "With that said..."

Hana pulls out a travel bag that she was hiding behind her back and showed it to you.

Hana: "I'm staying over at your place!"

Y/N: "Ah fuck. Seriously?"

Hana: "Why the face?! Do you not want me to make your life be—"

Y/N: "No, goodbye."

As you were about to close the door, Hana ran inside, then helped you close the door.

Hana: "Okay okay! At least let me prove that I'm a great roommate."

Hana placed her bag of clothes down. You sighed, sitting on your couch.

Y/N: "Fine. But just this weekend, alright? You're not gonna live here."

Hana: "Okay! Now, are you hungry?"

Y/N: "...M-Maybe."

Hana: "Senpai's so cute when he stutters."

Y/N: "I still wanna kick you out."

LATER

With ingredients she brought along with her, Hana made you dinner and you both ate peacefully, which was surprising. Afterwards, she was trying too hard to not be loud and obnoxious like she always was, which might have been a sign that you had been a bit too rude to her earlier.

Y/N: "Uzaki, listen—"

Hana pulls out a coin hanging on a string, trying to hypnotize you.

Hana: "You're feeling sleepy."

Y/N: "Seriously?! This didn't work last time...!"

You started feeling sleepy, and eventually closed your eyes. Hana managed to hypnotize you.

Hana: "Call me by my first name."

Y/N: "Hana..."

Hana: "Umm, call me by my first name for the rest of your life then, every time I say 'the cat ate a horse', you will be do everything I say, now snap out of it!"