The Legendary Book Of Oneshots (Complete)

Shame - Hayase Nagatoro X Male Reader (イジらないで、長瀞さん) (Req)

Fuck it, da japanese title for today.

F.F.: In 1999 hackers revealed a security flaw in Hotmail that permitted anybody to log into any Hotmail account using the password 'eh'. At the time it was called "the most widespread security incident in the history of the web".

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"Senpai~"

Y/N: "Y-Yeah?"

While Nagatoro was posing on the couch, you were forced to draw her once again since that is pretty much what you've been doing for the past few weeks now. Surprisingly, you've been getting better and better at drawing female figures now, and it was all thanks to your cruel Kouhai.

Nagatoro: "Are you done? It's been fifteen minutes now."

Y/N: "O-Oh yeah, I am."

Nagatoro: "Lemme see lemme see..."

Nagatoro stands up, stretching her arms and walking towards you with that signature, almost evil, grin on her face. She looks at the drawing, then she gives you a thumbs up.

Nagatoro: "You're getting better! But I gotta say, my butt seems a bit inaccurate here."

Y/N: "What do you mean?"

Nagatoro: "I think you need a closer look at the real deal!"

Y/N: "N-No I don't!"

You turned around and covered your eyes to prevent any explicit images from entering your mind. Nagatoro laughs.

Nagatoro: "You really think I would do something like that? You really are weird!"

Y/N: "This is annoying..."

Nagatoro: "Come on come on! Let's go, we got a lot to do today."

Y/N: "Like what?"

Nagatoro: "I don't know, but a lot!"

And so, the day full of strange events begins!

Anomaly #1: The B**bs

Nagatoro: "Senpai, look at this!"

Nagatoro grabbed her huge fricking breasts and shoved them on your face.

Y/N: "W-What the hell is this supposed to be?! What happened to you?!"

Nagatoro: "You like big boobs then, Senpai you depraved pervert!"

Y/N: "H-How did you even..."

Nagatoro: "Wanna see them?"

Y/N: "WAIT!"

Nagatoro ripped open her shirt, revealing two big apples covering her almost flat chest. Your red face was making Nagatoro laugh way too much as she held the apples in place.

Nagatoro: "I didn't know you were into big boobs so much!"

Y/N: "I-I am perfectly fine with any size, the only thing that matters is the personality of the person they're attached to..."

Nagatoro: "Senpai... of course you would give an answer like that."

Y/N: "What's that supposed to mean?!"

Anomaly #2: I Need Duct Tape

With a big grin on her face, Nagatoro enters your bedroom and looks around.

Nagatoro: "Ahah! So this is your bedroom... it's just as I expected. Now, where do you keep your lewd drawings..."

Y/N: "I-I don't have anything like that in here, so stop touching my things!"

Nagatoro: "Okay~! What are we going to do here then?"

Y/N: "Y-You said you wanted to come here for a..."

Nagatoro: "For a...?"

Y/N: "S-Special drawing session is what you called it earlier..."

Nagatoro: "And since we're in here, we can do whatever we want, right Senpai?"

Nagatoro was patting your head with her right hand while her left was holding onto her own shirt, slightly pulling it down.

Y/N: "At least maintain some distance, it's weird when y-you're so close."

Nagatoro: "What was that? I'm not close enough?"

Nagatoro pushed you down on your bed and got on top of you, and with that smug grin of hers, she was really enjoying torturing you.

Y/N: "H-Hey, wait! This isn't a +18 oneshot!"

Nagatoro: "Breaking the fourth wall now, Senpai? I can't believe you."

Anomaly #3: Confession?

After the strange breaking of a certain wall, you and Nagatoro awkwardly sat on the bed waiting for something else to happen.

Nagatoro: "Senpai, there's something I have to tell you."

Y/N: "S-Sure, what is it?"

Nagatoro looked at you with seriousness in her eyes, as if she wants to tell you something.

Nagatoro: "You don't... have a girlfriend, right?"

Y/N: "W-W-Why are we talking about this now?!"

Nagatoro: "Because if you did then..."

Y/N: "Then?"

Nagatoro smiles.

Nagatoro: "Then I wouldn't care! Come on, Senpai~ what did you think I was gonna say?"

You looked away, sighing and trying to calm yourself. Today has been a long day and you were tired.

Y/N: "W-Whatever, it's not like anyone would be interested in me anyway."

Nagatoro: "Oh don't worry Senpai, I'm sure there's someone out there who would like your weird and gross behavior. They might be closer than you think!"

Y/N: "Really?"

Nagatoro: "I'm positive! Maybe."

You sighed.

Y/N: "I'm gonna take a nap now..."

Nagatoro: "Hey Senpai, we should take a nap together~"

Y/N: "B-By myself! I'm taking a nap by myself!"

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