Jachary Oneshots.

G - Girlfriend, Guys. Girlfriend.

-//Warning: Homophobia. If that triggers anyone, please skip this oneshot. Or just skip the parts that are marked with an asterisk. (To those of you who do not know what an asterisk is, it's this: *). Thank you~! Proceed!\\-

Ps. This is an AU. They're not celebrities~!

"A girlfriend." Zach said, lamely.

Jack burst into laughter. "Your parents expect you to get a girlfriend. Ha, what a joke."

"I know right? I had to hold back my laughter." Zach grinned, recalling on the moment.

"A girlfriend? For Zach? Do mine ears deceive me?" Corbyn snorted. The group laughed. Daniel and Jonah walked up to the group, taking notice of their excessive laughter.

"What's so funny."

"Zach's parents want him to get a girlfriend." Corbyn answered, smiling at Daniel. 

"What the fu-"

"-Language." Jonah muttered.

"-ck is wrong with your family? Didn't you already tell them that you were gay?"

"About a year ago, though. They thought it was a 'phase.'"

"Pft- that's like saying Corbyn's actually blond!" Daniel snickered.

"Okay. There's no need to bring up the phony blond hair." Corbyn snapped. Daniel laughed even harder at that.

"So, what are you going to tell them?" Jack asked, ignoring Dorbyn. Zach shrugged.

"Probably remind them that I like guys."

Jack smiled at Zach and turned to the sound of a horn honking. 

"Whoops! Sydnie's here! I forgot she was picking me up today! Thought I was walking." Jack grinned. 

"Bye guys, bye Zach." And with that, Jack ran off.

"Well, now that one of the crazy ones are gone, I think someone sane needs to leave. Corbyn?" Jonah smiled. 

"Okay, let's go!" Since Jonah was Corbyn's ride, both boys had to leave at the same time. They waved the remainder of  the boys goodbye and walked towards the direction of his car.

"Shall we?" Daniel asked. 

"We shall," Zach said. They both grinned and walked side-by-side towards the direction of Zach's house.

"What are you going to do about your parents?" Daniel asked.

"I have...no idea. I was planning on repeating what I'd said a year ago: 'Mother, father.  After countless sleepless nights, It has come to my attention that I'm fucking gay. Thank you.'"

Daniel burst into laughter. "Is that how you actually came out?"

"mhm! Direct encounter."

"Oh my lord. What am I  going to do with you? I mean...you're perfect and all...but seriously. It can't be that hard not to swear. But you know what? I'm one of you friends and I can't tell you what to do since you're super stubborn. So if you choose to swear, that's your problem." 

"Did you just make a bunch of puns in one paragraph?" Zach asked, raising his eyebrows.

"What? How are...what the hell are you talking about?" 

Zach sighed and waved his friend goodbye, as he trotted into his own home.

"Mom. Dad. I have something to tell you. I'm gay and dating a guy." Zach announced, the second he walked in.

***You were warned***

Zach father stood up. "You will not be a fag! It's not natural!"

"Jokes on you, I'm abnormal in every way."

"Y'know, it's an illness to be gay. It's a mental problem. And most gays are prostitutes anyways."

"No, we're not. And no, it's not! Do you guys hear yourself? You're all barking mad!"

"We simply care about you." His mother said softly. "I refuse to allow my son to be odd."

"I...No. I'm not getting a girlfriend. I'm happy with my boyfriend."

"It's Avery, isn't it? I knew he was a bad influence. His parents are mental anyways. It's against god's will to...do things like this."

***Thank You***

"Shut up." Zach snapped.

"Excuse me?" His dad stepped closer to Zach.

"You heard me. Shut up." Zach answered. He turned around and stormed out of the house. Promptly, the boy went straight (Or should I say gay?) to his boyfriend's house.

"Hey, Jack." Zach smiled.

"What's up?"

"Parents." Zach murmered.

"I'm sorry to say this, but people are dumbasses."

Zach nodded, agreeing and followed his boyfriend to his room. Jack crawled into his bed and pulled Zach close to him, cuddling the younger.

"I swear, things will get better. Either they'll accept you or you'll be able to walk away. Someday."

//***Based on a conversation I had. *snorts* Gays are mentally ill prostitutes. Pft. That's so dumb. Thanks for reading guys.\\

*Fourth wall appears, trying to rebuild self* 

FW: Zachary Dean Herron. What did I say this morning?

Z: Not to break the fourth wall?

FW: And what did you do?

Z: Break the fourth wall.

FW:... NO BREAKING ME! OR ELSE!