Jachary Oneshots.

Insomnia Can Go Suck A Di-

"I just realized something..." Jack grumbled walking into the living room, where the boys (minus Jonah, he was out with Tate) were seated. Zach was texting a friend, Corbyn was scrolling through Instagram, while Daniel was aimlessly staring at the wall.

"And what might that be?" Zach asked looking up at Jack.

"Nobody is perfect. But Zach Herron is. That means Zach Herron is Nobody! And nobody loves me! Therefore, Zach Herron loves me." Jack then proceeded to pass out due to an overdose of Red Bull and lack of sleep.

"Should we help him?" Corbyn asked, not looking away from his Death Device— sorry, phone.

"Uh...Zach...can you drag Jack to his room? I'm...busy." Daniel said, keeping his eyes on the stain on the wall. Zach nodded, standing up and scooping the older up.

See, this kind of thing happened often. Every now and then, Jack would forget to sleep and would say something dumb, then proceed to pass out due to his horrible sleep schedule and overdose of Red Bull. The doctors had prescribed the curly-head sleep pills, but Jack forgot to take them from time-to-time (time-to-time being barely ever). Zach dropped the older in his bed. At this point, the boys were used to this.

"Oh Jack. Are you a pain in the ass sometimes?" Zach mumbled, smiling slightly. He leaned over, pressing a kiss on his forehead and sat down next to the curly-head, who was sprawled out on Zach's bed. Zach sighed, shaking his head, and continued to use his phone.

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An hour later, Jack awoke and was watching Zach play Crossy Road (boredom is a beautifully horrifying thing).

"I'm alive..." jack mumbled.

"Good to know, we need to have a conversation about your sleep habits."

"Laterrrr," Jack whined. "You've no idea how hot you look in those tight jeans."

Zach rolled his eyes. "Sometimes I wonder why I love you." He leaned down, pressing a loving kiss to Jack lips.

"Have you been taking the pills, Avery?"

"Um...what pills?"

Zach sighed. "Jack...you need to either try to sleep...or take the damn pills!"

"I forget sometimes!"

"Do I have to tattoo it onto your arm?"

"Probably."

Zach groaned. "Jack, believe me, I love how funny you are, it's actually one of the reasons I fell in love with you, but, you need to take this seriously. I can't have you passing out every other day! It's worrisome! And at this point, none of us are even surprised when you waddle into the room, high off of Red Bull and say some random, although sometimes sweet, shit!"

"Well sorry for having difficulties controlling something I can't control!" Jack argued.

"Oh but you can control it! If you actually try!"

"Leave me alone, Zach!" Jack snapped. Zach stood up, glaring at the older. He swiftly walked out of the room, slamming the door shut.

Jack sighed, running his fingers through his mess of curls. He knew he shouldn't have snapped at Zach like that...it probably hurt his feelings. But what could Zach do? He had troubles sleeping, and when people talked about it...it fired something up in him. A wave of raging anger. Which probably wasn't healthy...but, eh. Who cares?

Zach does. A voice whispered in his head.

You know, maybe if you listened to him, he'd love you~

He does love me! Jack mentally argued.

Yeah, right. Who would love someone like you?

Oh shut up!

I'm being honest. No one loves you~

Burn in hell brutally honest thoughts that haunt me at all time, Jack mumbled in his head. (?)

Jack rolled his eyes and buried his face in Zach's pillow, inhaling his molecules as Stewart Inkster from that one book would say.

You should apologise before he leaves you The annoyingly pessimistic part of his mind whispered.

Yeah? well what if I don't want to?

Say bye-bye to your boyfriend~

Jack rolled his eyes again and stood up. That argument was stupid, and Zach was only looking out for Jack. Jack padded down the steps and poked his head past the door into the living room.

"Please tell me you're not going to say something weird?" Daniel said, looking up at Jack. Jack huffed and shook his head.

"It doesn't happen that often!" He whined.

"Really?" Corbyn asked, looking up, eyebrows raised. "I could've sworn it did. You're as weird as Jonah when he doesn't get his coffee in the morning!"

"Whatever. I'm looking for Zach..."

"Your boyfriend is in the backyard." Corbyn answered. Daniel nodded and peeked over Corbyn's shoulder, laughing when he saw what was displayed on the Death Device - Phone, sorry, happens to the best of people. Corbyn wrapped an arm around Daniel's waist and pulled him closer.

"Thanks," Jack said, smirking slightly. I ship, he thought. He walked out of the room, slipping on a pair of sneakers and walking outside. The sun was bright and stung his eyes.

Zach was seated on one of the swings and scrolling through his phone.

"Howdy, partner," Jack said, sitting down next to the younger. Zach glanced at him but returned his attention to his phone.

"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have snapped at you. It's just that, I'm trying...I really am! But the pills just... I- You know how the reason I don't sleep, is because of the dumb nightmares? The pills make it worse and...yeah. I do try! I do things to avoid those dumb dreams...and sometimes it works and other times it doesn't and-"

"Jack...Hun, you're ranting." Zach said, placing a finger on his lips, silencing the older. "I shouldn't have yelled at you either. Because I know your trying. I just get worried for you sometimes. I'm sorry. Also, Insomnia's a bitch. And it can go suck a dick."

Jack pulled Zach closer to him, laughing, and peppered his neck with kisses. Zach smiled and pulled away from Jack, "But seriously, I love you. And only worry about you!"

"Got it mom," Jack joked, leaning over to lock lips with Zach's.

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1006 words. Wow. That's a lot. The next chapter is a thank you being posted now. btw. Then I'll start writing a part II for that one shot about Kay being Lesbo. On a side note, for some reason, mom is underlined red. You know when you write something, and chrome/google automatically underlines it if it's grammatically incorrect or spelled wrong or not a word? well guess what, the word mom got underlined! I even capitalised it, but it was still underlined. So, I go ahead and double tap on it to see what it should be and the options are

Mo

om and

mm.

I recognize the name Mo and Om. In my language, Om is a prayer to the god Shiv/Shiva. I even wear a necklace that has an Om symbol, it just looks different. Because it's written in Hindi and stuff. But this is a US keyboard, so why should that be there? No one even knows about Indian Gods! Anyways, what about mm? What the hell is mm? I mean...it could be MMM! This food tastes good. But it's just two M's. Which doesn't even makes sense! Zach get's autocorrected to Bach, Mack, and Lach. But not Zack. Not at all Zach. NOT EVEN ZACHARY? #GoogleFixThis. Or maybe my chromebooks malfunctioning? I dunno. 

Sorry about the long passages. I needed to rant or whatever about that. 

QOTM: Do you use 'realize' or 'realise'.